Slumdog Millionaire ... what should movies be like

Bubba writes "Hamid mian,

sorry to jive in, but what kind of love do you profess when you say [.. and i do love you ..] Is it one of those jesus' love? or a fatherly love? "

He secretly admires my writings and my stand. For once in his slavish existence he has looked past his subordinate identity and recognized that he too can be eqaul in stature to those who have proclaimed themselves to be his overlords. In other words I have liberated him, just as I was liberated.

While reading Chowk he wishes he had a son with my character .

Hope that answered your question,

TNITC masadi

masadi: i thought you were going to scalp this running dog of the evil capitalist system hamidm. instead you wimped out!! you are losing that special masadi panache!! soon you will be just another ordinary chowk poster, reduced to posting url's and issueing insipid rebuttals.
:-(

hamid writes ".. i recommend covey's 'seven habits of higly effective people' or you can go to one of deepak chopra's seminars - anil mian can get you a discount through his hindoo connections"

Or maybe I should visit the Chowk shrink sohail so that he can, after our session, splatter the details in a most unethical manner on Chowk FP. Moron, public issues have institutional causes and they do not only affect me but millions of other, no shrink or social worker can fix them.

BTW I did report Sohail to the CPA and they asked me to contact his local licensing authority and they thanked me in the letter for bringing it to their attention and for having concerns about their ethical standards. Sohail if you are reading this, next time you do something unethical, I will contact them. I am giving you this chance to improve your morality and ethical standards you hypocrite "humanist".

Have a nice day,

TNITC masadi

Re: # 202 Posted by hamidm2 on January 29, 2009 3:40:52 pm

Hamid mian,

sorry to jive in, but what kind of love do you profess when you say [.. and i do love you ..] Is it one of those jesus' love? or a fatherly love?

masadi mian,

.... i think it would really help your sex life if you stopped blaming the us elite for all your troubles ...... you need to do some introspection so that you can get rid of all this negative energy and anger ............ i recommend covey's 'seven habits of higly effective people' or you can go to one of deepak chopra's seminars - anil mian can get you a discount through his hindoo connections .....

Re: # 201

masadi mian,

... what other moron? ..... this was an original piece of writing inspired by you and you alone ..... i haven't had this 'amad' ( or vahee) since my gabby and gabriel days .... i don't mean to disparage your influence, but i had this particular vahee while i was seated on the porcelain throne .... i think i should start eating prunes like my friend tahmed .......

.... and i do love you .........

Hamid you did a bollywood trick (on copying Hollywood) by rewriting that third rate socialist yuppie article by that other moron.

Give up writing crap.

Hidden Holocaust, USA

http://www.michaelparenti.org/HiddenHolocaust.html

hamidm #198 masadi will have your scalp for this, you moron evil elitist!!

masadi's lament .........

.... in the corner of a dark and dingy room, on a dark and dingy street behind the lahore railway station, two men wrapped in moth eaten blankets sit hunched over their glasses of bhang and pass a k2 refilled with the finest chitrali ........ before the advent of islam, sometime in the late seventies, this dark and dingy room was a lively bar filled with rickshaw walas, college professors, marxists and trade unionists ....... here, in the seventies, these people plotted and planned the fall of the american elite and the demise of capitalism ................"

hamidm: masadi mian, don't hog the roach like a capitalist pig ......... here, give me a toke

masadi: you moron! .... don't you ever call me a capitalist pig - toose bastards don't drink bhang and subsist on low-grade chitrali like us; they are at the royal palm drinking single malt whiskey and snorting imported cocain while we, the proletariat, the people, the unwashed masses, huddle in misery and walk around to find ourselves dishonorable graves ........

hamidm: hey! isn't that shakespeare? .... are you plagiarizing again ..... look, my friend, this is a bad habit - it might work on lulu, but they don't like plariarizers in this joint - you know the guy who runs it was a professor of sociology at government college and a leader of the mazdoor kissan party ..........

masadi (taking a deep puff and slowly exhaling the sweet smoke through his flared nostrils): you moron! .... according to mills mkp was a front for the us elite and miraj muhammad khan was a turncoat ............

hamidm (taking a sip of the heavenly nectar): hey, masadi my dear dear friend, this stuff is really good .. almost as good as the stuff at the shrine of bari imam ......did you say, mmk was a cia agent? ..... have you been overdosing on mills again ..... look, man ... you need to take it easy with that book, it is getting to your head like the koran gets to folks like that imbecile tahmed and your cave dwelling friends urstruly and zeemax .........

masadi (his left eye fluttering with anger): you moron! ... don't you dare insult mills (pbuh) - he is god's greatest gift to mankind and if it hadn't been for him we would all be overwhelmed by the us elite and you would be walking like a hindoo trying to find a railroad track .......

hamidm (sighing): i am sorry, masadi ... but you seem to have a fixation on this man mills ... tell me, was he a homosexual?

masadi (a vein pulsating above his right eye): you moron! mills was a genius, a sociologist, a man who understood the evil american elite and dedicated his life to fighting the spread of free market economics ......

hamidm: what's wrong with free market economics? ..... this chitrali would be half the price if we could import good quality stuff from nepal and the wrong side of the border ..... by the way, i heard you were fired from the rabia begum college of home ecnomics for women in ichra ...... what happened? did you start foaming at the mouth again while delivering your lecture on the evils of the american elite ? ..... you, really should .......

masadi (foaming at the mouth): you moron! shut up! .... don't you now this is a conspiracy against me! .... these people have been hounding me from tuskegee community college to bronx community college to hamdard university to the jamia binoria, and now they got me fired from begum rabia's .....

hamidm (wiping a tear from masadi's cheek): here, take a toke and don't fret ..... these bastards don't recognize a genius ........ why, the other day they invited that hindoo, anil mian to give a lecture on entrepreurship at lums .... i heard they paid the miserable old man twenty thousand dollars for a four hour seminar and later he had his picture taken with razaq dawood .... why? just because he went to harvard? ..... you went to howard, but they treat you like fecal matter .... why?

masadi (sobbing): that ... that anil is moron, an idiot ... tha man can't write one proper sentence and just because he went to harvard doesn't mean that he is still not a hindoo ......

hamidm: yea, these damn hindoos are like cockroaches - you can stomp on them, but you just can't get rid of them ..... when the day of reckoning comes there will be two things left - cockroaches and hindoos

masadi: what about keith richards?

hamidm (smoke swirling out of his nostrils) : he too .....keith would like this chitrali, don't you think?

masadi:you moron! .... keith is a product of the decadent west ... for god's sake, the man snorted his father!

hamidm (sighing): masadi, my friend, i wish you would stop calling me a moron ... it hurts ... so was miraj mohammed khan a cia agent?

masadi: you moron! .... of course .... that is why bhutto sahib threw his arse in jail ...... i am depressed, i forgot to take my prozac ...... let's not talk about this any more .... give me a toke ......

hamidm (passing the roach and taking a sip): i love you man ..... i wish you would give up on mills and get over what happened between you and the dean at brroklyn community college ....... you know that you can't teach six courses on the evils of the american elite using the same book over and over again .......

masadi: and why not?.... you moron! ... like the koran, mills requires a life time of intense study to really understand and master ...... you are a fool, an imbecile and stop hogging that roach ........

hamidm (throwing his arm around his friend): come here, you knucklehead! i love you, man ....

masadi (his eyes drooping like a chief justice's) ..... i love you too man, even though you are a moron ....... let's sing :

gumbad-i-sabz pay, rehmat ki ghata chahi hai
penay walo chalo, beyaban mein bahar ayee hai
allah, allah, ghulaman-i-muhammad ki leya
janat see madiney mein uttar ayee hai

Re: # 196
pro-musla...
this is not hate...this is just ragging....

My, my, such hate. You're making masadi sound like a suga daddy, nkg.

Re: # 194
bloody beduinoid/GM arabs, who are you to "allow" indians to carry out.....?

Who am I? Not a baddu, not a Muslim, not a hindu, not a christian ... and so on. I am human. And I don't "allow" hindus to continue preying to elephants, I TOLERATE them, just as I tolerate a molvi banging his head on the floor.

Re: # 193
pro-musla..
what kind of animal this molvi is? I have not seen such creature in my neighbourhood (home town or bangalore)...

bloody beduinoid/GM arabs, who are you to "allow" indians to carry out.....?

Re: # 192
Nkg
Were you molested by a molvi, or something? Just asking, mate. Don’t get me wrong, I hate them as much, but I let him bang his head on the floor just as I don’t mind a hindu smashing a coconut on the torso of a strange looking stone elephant. Or is it a monkey?

Re: # 191
anil...
yoga is not meant for Geneticaly Modified Arabs (aka Paki muslas).......they are supposed bang their head on mosque floors shouting in arabic wearing skull cap and shout against every decent country- Israel, UK, USA, Neitherland, Swizerland,Thailand,India.....burning flags after listening to friday sermons from religious gurus...
http://in.youtube.com/watch?v=U1CErW2egjI