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Reply Scout # 296

“…just for the record, i`m observing your friendly tete`a`tete with my arch enemy, and i`d just like to say that...”

This is how I see it:

The stage darkens, suddenly there is a spotlight on a woman with a guitar stage left.

She gets up, saunters over to her supporting band (just in front of the blue cyc) and throws a couple of them into the audience after ripping their arms off, just to get things going.

Turns to the front of the stage and starts singing….

“It’s a thin liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine…”

Or did it happen differently?

Ylh # 299

``... I have worked very closely with the FBI and the law enforcement agencies to control the growing menace of Islamic fundamentalism particularly at Rutgers University`s Islamic society.``

Worked with FBI ? You mean you snitched on the

muslim bros.

Regards.

For the people interested in attending Sadna and YLH`s famed meeting:

It`s all set for this coming Sunday evening at 8pm, at the Dunkin Donuts outside the TV Asia studio in Edison, NJ. No bags allowed due to the heavy security. Fresh chocolate glazed donuts and Dunkacinos will be served.

All proceeds of the event will go towards ylh`s graduate study fund and sadna`s high speed internet connection fund.

And for our friends in India and Pakistan who are unable to attend this event, there will be a live webcast on www.chowk.com/saddo_n_yasso_live.

for more information please contact ylh at pakistanigreybilla@hotmail.com or sadna at sadna@jhumka_gira_ray.com

Ek #301, ``Aaap tau meri dost hain...yeh RSaxena jaye bhaad mein..``

dil khush kar ditta!

raveena, want a tissue?

...can`t imagine why they call them FEUDALS..

ylh #299
You ARE scared. OK, I will try to leave him at home. And whats with this list? All these so-called people havenot stepped forward to help you out, they have left you to make yourself ridiculous by having so many dozen kittens at the very mention of things like educational policy in India and Pakistan.

Re: Eklayva

``Aaap tau meri dost hain...yeh RSaxena jaye bhaad mein..``

hmmm. btw, have you noticed how some people try so so hard to get themselves into conversations they have nothing to do with? and they are easily excitable.

Scout!

Aaap tau meri dost hain...yeh RSaxena jaye bhaad mein..

Sax, dude, I have got my priorities straight! :)

Arrested Development,

If a man has got the right chisel, he can mould a square into something round and pretty, and vice versa. I keep my chisel sharp.

RSaxena,

The word ``seek`` gave you the wrong impression. I have got her exactly where I want her to be. I let her forage but she knows as clearly as the sun shines bright in summertime, there is no escape route for her. If I write openly more about myself, the good and decent people on Chowk will be shocked, so I seal my lips for now.

EK

Sadna, Sadna, Sadna,

OOOOOOh I am sooooooo scared of your brother... ooooooooooh. By the way I still didnt get your email.

As for your `jersey city` friends... ironic isnt it that you are trying to clump me together with Jersey city scum... Ironically I hate the Jersey City scum as much as you do. In fact they tried to jump me twice in my stay at Rutgers...

I see your game now... You will now try to make this `civilization vs terrorism` issue, and inform the FBI of Pakistani Islamic fundamentalists coming to kill you. Ironically you have chosen the wrong person to target... I have worked very closely with the FBI and the law enforcement agencies to control the growing menace of Islamic fundamentalism particularly at Rutgers University`s Islamic society. So please do contact the FBI... please.

In any event, I gave you a chance to contact me and meet me, but you obviously didnot find the gutts to contact me... now unlike you, I have work to do during the week, and I`d rather not be bothered. So please dont bother... You are not worth my time. As for my being a `coward` .. fine. Thankyou very much for the compliment.

But seriously people I think Sadna is one of those menaces which have a problem with everyone much like her counterparts in the Muslim World Bin Laden etc. She so far as shown that she has a phudda with the following people on chowk:

1) YLH

2) Rsaxena

3) Shammi

4) Shankar

5) tahmed321

6) Scout

7) Sarwari

8) temporal

9) Ferozek

10)Fuzair

With the possible exception of rsaxena, I would classify all the rest as freedom loving educated people..

Now let us examine two Sadna`s best friends on Chowk:

1) Gowardhan

2) Jay

I rest my case.

-YLH

scout #295
`` by the way, what`s ur beef against eunuchs?``

None at all. I mentally apologized to the world of eunuchs each time I brought them up here(and donot plan to do so anymore).

``they`re probably more man than most of the men here.``

You bet.

````ylh

I like Desouza...

he is a republican and he is proud of it...````

Dear YLH -- don`t drool.

Desouza is just another republican Gunga Deen -- an Indian uncle tom.

Eklavya,

just for the record, i`m observing your friendly tete`a`tete with my arch enemy, and i`d just like to say that...

ya to woh tumhari dost rahay gi ya main....

sadna,

between you and Zahra, these men are trembling in their shoes.

by the way, what`s ur beef against eunuchs?

they`re probably more man than most of the men here.

ps:

leave your brother and bat at home, i think ylh can do down with a wave of a pretty pinky.

tahmed321,

no no, don`t get me wrong. no matchmaking here.

for all i know, sadna might be a married aunty and ylh a pre-pubescent teen.

i just think it would be ultra cool to see sadna and ylh fighting in person. don`t you?

scout #287 you matchmaker you!!

Re: Eklayva

``But the hotty I seek now is not only hotter than fire, she also comes with a user`s manual that displays a warning in bold letters, ``NO ALCOHOL!````

...don`t seek, let her come to you...and when she does, tell her not to be square...