Here Are the Muslim Feminist Voices, Mr. Rushdie!

Reply Aicha # 422

“ - Yes I have heard that too - that the man leases out a diamond initially and then buys it later based on performance. Scandalous and at the risk of getting the boot. I dont think these morons have heard - possession is 9/10ths of the law.”

Shhh. Don’t tell them until it’s too late.

preciousyou #419,

``...rima?…the one in the movies?…national heritage?…. eeek…``

hey now, no bad words about reema. she may have more cellulite than the average South Asian actress, but doesn`t she have a pretty face?

and those dances, mamma mia! ;)

Jay

#382

Uh? In your excitement I didnt quite get your point?!

Are you telling me/us you got US citizenship?!

Please please say no! On second thoughts; who gives a s *it?! There is no shortage of Americans who are buttheads. So if a chicken s *it like you wants to become an American citizen...I guess the US Constitution allows it.

Sigh...now youre going to make me hate the US Constitution, just a teeny tiny bit..

Hey, maybe its not too late. Word on the street is that OBL is getting very lonely in the caves. He let his wives escape. But he`s craving for a malayalee boy-toy. Intrested?!

Mr. studebaker: Hey Ive been reading some of your posts. You are a breath of fresh air. Has anyone told u how articulate you are?

I mean check this out: ``by A$$..u.$.ME (making ass of you & me ).`` Not only did u come up with a new way to say `assume,` u also had the presence of mind to let us laymen in on the secret. How clever!

Seriously, I`m in awe. U sure u don`t have any supernatural powers? Is this Moglie from the ``Jungle Book?`` Is it really you Moglie? Or maybe its balloo?

Mr. Studebaker I would be honoured to be harrassed by you, seriously.

Come on my good man, Ill even pretend to be a female. Ive been studying the desi woman for quite a while now. Ive got the annoying giggle thing perfected, the high class walk and everything. Sh1t i have Banana Republic purses coming outta my azz...

Scout: ``Are you sure you`re a doctor? I thought they were smarter than this.`` Im sure u could do better then that (talk about his mama...!)

See how much fun this is? Okay from now on Im only posting when Im high, no more of that religion crap...

One more thing.

Farzana: Did u figure out our little secret yet? If not, mail the relevant person and ask him what the hell a ``DRUMZ`` is. Oh yeah, Ive given this person explicit instructions to find and interview a holy man. Every damn mail I get a reply like, ``the holiest man i know is infront of the mirror (and his jackazz child)`` -brakets mine. Using him as a source Im led to believe holy men are some sort of little brown leprechauns elusive to everyone thats not a british film maker. your help would be greatly appreciated.

Prem #339 - well said. I only wish more people were as sane&wise as you.

Aamir #346 - i didnt get it and its not the Monday morning blues either !! And for the nth time it is a ``C`` not an ``S`` !!

Scout&Sadna #??? - i have heard there is one in Chicago. None in Jersey i`m afraid. I was referring to the ones in the Gulf. Gold might dip up and down but a diamond holds its value regardless of the mkt.

and ``oucha``? ouch !!

Nagenathweshwar #358 - Yes I have heard that too - that the man leases out a diamond initially and then buys it later based on performance. Scandalous and at the risk of getting the boot. I dont think these morons have heard - possession is 9/10ths of the law.

aicha

re: sigalph

``Other than that I think you`re piqued ar beinf taken to task by a Muslim who is proud to be an Indian and a law-abiding inhabitant of Jammu and Kashmir. Kind of takes the wind out of your sails, doesn`t it?``

...well-said, as always

re studebreaker

``Last but not the least NEVER ASK ME TO BE CATHOLIC.``

I think the doctor sahib was only trying to ask you to be `universal` and `borad-based` rather then Roman Catholic. The word `catholic` is synonymous with `universal` and is derived from the Greek `katholikos`. Unfortunately our ROMAN Catholic friends sometimes lay a monopolistic claim on it and the rest of us buy it.

Other than that I think you`re piqued ar beinf taken to task by a Muslim who is proud to be an Indian and a law-abiding inhabitant of Jammu and Kashmir. Kind of takes the wind out of your sails, doesn`t it?

shima

“Having said that, I think Ras has every right to feel proud of his national heritage, whether Junon or Noorjehan or Rima.....”

….rima?…the one in the movies?…national heritage?…. eeek…

Mr. Poonawala #388:

Woah, talk about trying to pick a fight; what`s it to you if Mr. Siddiqui wants to inform people about a certain band on TV? In fact, he usually informs Chowkies about many interesting things that are going to be on, and if it wasn`t for him, most of us would miss them. He didn`t put a gun to your head to watch it!

Aapko bill aareha hay kya? Jakar kisi doosri baat par waqt zaaya karein!

Reply Shah # 357

“RAGE (be WARNED)…LOOK ,I DID NOT WRITE 296 ,THEN WHY FALSE ALLEGATIONS?…I AM GOING TO FILE A SUITE AGAINST YOU AND CHOWK…FOR SLANDER,ABUSE OF MY GOOD NAME ,FALSE ALLEGATION,MONETATRY LOSS DUE TO EMOTIONAL PAIN & SUFFERINGS ,INABILITY TO CONCENTRATE ,LACK OF SLEEP,BRUISED EGO & ABUSIVE ACCUSATION PSYCHOLOGICALLY TRAUMATIZING PERMANENT SCARRING OF EMOTIONAL WELLBEING.”

Do as you would be done by.

Reply Sherdil # 359

“…my next post has to be on Benazir (something to look forward to, Tahmad!), as I will be in her home province later this evening.”

You’ll be in London?

Actually, joking aside Sherdil Mian, I always look forward to reading your posts. There is always something to learn from them. Many thanks, keep them coming.

Reply Saminashah # 373

“Vegas?! Do I get a show with dancers who wear gold lame burqas and spandex? Or is that too ``ironic``?”

What is ironic about gold lame burqas and spandex? I fail to see your point here, but forecast a great success for your act so long as you make the point that Salman Rushdie is an atheist pedophile of jewish origin. Make us proud.

People, remember you first saw it here on CHOWK!

Dr. Choonawala #401,

``I am sure Ras Siddiqi is a talented man, but perhaps overly swayed by the the propoganda of his country.``

Doctor, with all due respect, why in the world are you confusing pride for national talents (Junoon) with propaganda?

Are you sure you`re a doctor? I thought they were smarter than this.

re: studebaker/12-head retard

``I know you must have studied in one of those catholic church schools wher they make you sing `bah bah black sheep` & wear socks & ties in``

so everyone must be educated in a madrassah like you were?

Mr. Poonawala #388:

Woah, talk about trying to pick a fight; what`s it to you if Mr. Siddiqui wants to inform people about a certain band on TV? In fact, he usually informs Chowkies about many interesting things that are going to be on, and if it wasn`t for him, most of us would miss them. He didn`t put a gun to your head to watch it!

Aapko bill aareha hay kya? Jakar kisi doosri baat par waqt zaaya karein!

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