My Ruined Breakfast

Reply Deepka #: 73

``Lajo Laado ``

Naughtyness!

(But fist youm ust apolgise, ok?)

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LajwantiReply Saminashah # 62

Lajo Laado

Thank you for helping Samina Bone Head comprehend simple words from Shah Ji

I am not cross with you ......we R FRIED!!!

Shah: The correct answer is you can`t, none of your aliases can breath on the same planet as me. I would tear ur azz to shreds, your too slow, too old, too cold, no pulse, you`re boring, lame, dry, weak and on some childish bullsh1t. You wouldnt dream of saying anything to me, and thats hiding behind a computer. In real life you wouldnt even step foot on my city.

You may exhale now.

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Reply Saminashah # 62



”(see other board) and why is Shah just plain annoying, always putting in his ek paisa where no one is listening...”

Behain,

You should have sympathy. I am not liking to saying, buti fyou are read his lastpaste he ius say:

”I understood `Trainspotting` 5 years ago taking dive into sewer full Toilet ,among gooey oooewy stuffs,BUT I CANT UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU ARE SAYING .”

He isn ot undesatnd bcz abhi tak apnay kan saaf naheeN kiyay…bad hygiene, behain, buty ou should giving rahmat.

OK?

Once again the incompetent ``editors`` on this site lost my last post which was a classic if i do say so myself. Sh1t i might post it again, I blasted everybody, it was sooo poetic. Anyways, black leather jacket with matching turban, Drumz is gonna get blazed tonite lookin like the return of the 12 imam. Damn im cool...

Temporal: You are to khalid ahmad what YLH is to jinnah. And congrats for slaughtering the english language 1nce again. People who dont meditate should be shot for mentioning the word `INtrospection.`` How does M put up with this?

Shah: How come u never make fun of me? Please start yaar.

12 head,

Did you not start off with all your ``femenazi`` garbage again? Why do you keep putting your nose into my, Scout`s, Aicha`s and anNy`s conversations?

re: ``..NOT SCARY .......PITY FOR FEMENAZIS DISOREINTED,MISPLACED & MISDIRECTEDYOU

WILL END UP DESTROYING EVERYTHING LIKE KALI MA...``

Well, we will end up destroying stupid patriarchical practices....poor disoriented, misplaced and misdirected you...

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...alright...enuff gupshup...time for some serious introspection...am sure you won`t mind anNy...:)

...in the current friday times khaled ahmed writes...

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The Islamic Calendar:

After coming to power, the Taliban government set aside the Afghan calendar, already divided into Tajik and Pakhtun versions, and proclaimed the Islamic calendar as the official one. Since the Islamic lunar months are not adjusted to seasons, there is a ‘shortfall’ of about 11 days every year. Yet the names of the Islamic months denote seasons. For instance Rabi means ‘spring’, but the two months of Rabi could fall in December-January. There is a verse in the Quran indicating that Allah actually abolished the Arab calendar seasonally adjusted to the lunar one of the Jews as contained in Torah. The pre-Islamic calendar was lunar but was adjusted the same way as the Jewish calendar to get the months to fall according to seasons. The Arabs used to drop one month after every third year so that the ritual of Haj could fall in the same season. The method of ‘dropping’ a month they had borrowed from the Jews to offset the difference of about 11 days between the lunar and solar system of months. The names of the Islamic months indicate that they were once season-based. Rabi means ‘spring’ and Jamadi means ‘hard’. Ramadhan is from root ramdh meaning ‘very hot’. The Quran (6:26) decreed that there would be 12 months in a year, thus disallowing the practice of dropping a month after every three years. But the Quran (6:97; 10:5; and 17:12) allowed a choice between solar and lunar calendars. Among the pre-Islamic tribes four months had to be sacred: Rajab, Ziqaad, Zilhaj and Muharram, which means there could be no war and looting during these months. The pre-Islamic names of the months were retained. Ramadhan became sacred for the Muslims because the Quran began to be revealed in this month. Muharram began the year and was sacred because it was the month of fasting. Safar was considered inauspicious by the pre-Islamic tribes and its root meant ‘yellow’. It remained inauspicious because of the later tragic events in Islamic history. Sha’aban had the root of ‘splitting’ because in this month the pre-Islamic tribes used to ‘split’ and go out for loot and plunder. The months begin when the moon is sighted and can be of 30 or 29 days.

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...the usually serious and scholarly khaled ahmed is wrong when he says the arabs used to drop a month to make up for the eleven day shortfall in the lunar calendar...

...there was a tribe...amongst the quraish...they were good with calculations and they were assigned the task to ADD one month to the calendar every third year...the month was called `nasi`...

...this explains the names of the month and why they came around each year approxiamtely the same season...

...the question to ask is why and when this practice of inserting the month of `nasi` in the lunar calendar abandoned...

...(the jews follow the lunar calendar and they still `adjust` their lunar calendar...that is why the `yom kippur` war day comes around each year around september 6 or 16 or 26...)

...t

re: spout

{oh, the stuff about putting a paper bag over your head.... yeah, that will work for you.}

...lame...try again dear...

Shah,

re:``...( i think its unfemeinazi to wear your masters name!)...``

Aqalmand ki dushmund,

You copied your nick ``Shah`` after I showed up, just as you did Sadna`s, etc...so in actuality, you are wearing OUR names and We are your masters!

And, you should know, in the Real world, I have kept my last name and hyphenated it with my husband`s last name. Scary for you, isn`t it?

raveena #56, ``...i don`t know what advice DRUMZ was given, but the stuff i got is magical...``

oh, the stuff about putting a paper bag over your head.... yeah, that will work for you.

Harpeet,

Apu is really funny; did you see the episode when he becomes Springfield`s most eligible bachelor? Unfortunately, he cheats on his wife as per an episode a few months ago but manages to win her respect back...

Rsax,

Okay okay, understanding, understanding, I think...

Lajwanti

I know Deepika is a Don Jane, but what about Bijli? She is compellingly ambivalent to come-ons?

(see other board) and why is Shah just plain annoying, always putting in his ek paisa where no one is listening...

Binifer

re: May I send you a tasbeeh?

Very Shakespearean...

Drumz/Rsax

1.Go for runs when you and your wife get into arguments (or she should)

2. And as Scout pointed out, know the value of listening...

saminashah/drumz: Nice to be considered among the cool ones on chowk. However, drumz should note that the ``dating tip`` i provided wasnt supposed to be anything more than an observation concerning the temporary boost the FOB foreign student gets on US unversities as it draws out the protective instincts of local females in the US as it would anywhere else (``hayy bechaara`` in pakistan, and equivalent in the US). Definitely not the dating tip I would provide to any self-respecting man, which I am sure drumz is.

As for how I won Mrs. T that saminashah asks. Nothing exciting to report here, sorry. Family friends, all arranged, kind of a thing (and I had to go all the way to pakistan twice for this purpose).

Actually, since drumz is looking for dating advice, this is what I would say: the battle to win over the spouse has only BEGUN the day you get married. And the battle is fought every day. Any fool (male or female) can be good to a date before marriage. So, if you find time to get married sometime, remember uncle tahmed`s dating advice every day and you wont ever be sorry.

DRUMZ

LOL

Are you for real dopehead? That is some tongue. Someone needed to puncture bad the cuteness, someone did.



May I send you a Tasbeeh to show my gratitude?

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