What is Islam?

bhayankar# 340
You write exactly like whatis expected from a fallen mud-pit warrior. Don`t worry doc. I will be watching you. Go to any sh*thole, or to any pigsty, always watch your back. If you misbehave with anyone, I will fill the hole in your butt.

#340 by Bhayankar
Now you are speaking exactly like a fallen mud-pit warrior.
Go and find another sty. Chowk has made it easier to locate you. I will come and again teach you manners. Same goes for your old bandicoot buddy.

tahmed,

There is no sense trying to argue with that butthead:). Let him feel good about himself--as much as his heart desires. Its absolutely hilarious that he gives ``credit`` to himself, for trying to ``reform`` us! It was posters like Prem & roohi who I agreed with, that I apologised to sadna:))

But hey!....if he wants to praise his own grunts...who am I to argue with His Greatness?! Its obvious he loooves to wollow in the same sh*thole, but has a convenient ``excuse``...he`s doing it to ``bell me!!!`` :))

We`ve said what we wanted to say...people have agreed & disgreed...lets just keep it that way...let the idiot rejoice in his self-proclaimed ``victory``..yup! if he wants to get the gold medal in ``sh-t kabaddi``--I`ll be GLAD to personally put it around his neck! Better him; than me!...so I HUMBLY concede victory to this champion...but its getting b-o-r-i-n-g to wollow over & over, when we already have a self proclaimed champ!

So I humbly say farewell to this thread & if friend wants to join me in a sh*thole in a future thread, he`s more than welcome!

you are?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tell me please. phd from c ny?

re: # 329

Is this a bloody joke? Who the hell are you?

#336, Ahmek,
Wah wah! Kya likha hai old bandicoot ne!
Dada jaan, meine farmaya tha ki Shankar miyan ki to bell lag gayi hai par dada jaan bahut bude hain aur woh abhi tak nahin seekh paye hain. Mein phir bhi koshish zari rakhunga. After all I will always do my duties without worrying about getting paid.

Aur yeh slap ke chakkar mein mat aao dada jaan, ultee bhi pad sakti hai. After all, I am THE champion mud wrestler.

And I know that you will come back. After all, being an old man you can`t accept defeat.

(BTW, Meri mata ji and pita ji used to talk about a senile old man who used to sit on nukkad always leering at passing girls. Unhe bataoonga ki aap abhi bhi jinda hain aur wahi karte hain)

friend #335 I am back, having given a slight increment to my ``idiot time budget``.
You say you have put a bell around Shankar`s neck, but failed to do so with me. BUT, you have indeed won a great victory over me as well. I bow to your infinite ability to exchange insults. Looks like you were well trained in this business from childhood, no doubt watching mata and pita ji start the day with a demonstration: Something like this:
mata ji: Oy friend kay aba! tera beta ``friend`` saara saara din chory a computer kay samnay betha retha hai.
pita ji: nakami aurat! is b-c ko kon samjhayy.
mata ji: hai hai! kaysi gandi gaaliyaN bakta hai! phooti meri kismet!! hai! hai! hai!
and so on.
Having been so well trained at exchanging results, I admit you are indeed the victor. I have demonstrated you to be a liar, but that is no problem. You are used to people calling you that. You also have this great affinity with other men`s private parts to which you constantly refer, and clearly you are a champion in this field. In real life, of course, particularly if you are one of those skinny little chaps who have learnt programming, you would probably a single slap would floor you. But on chowk, you are the champion, my friend. Hail to you!!
PS: Now I have used up my incremental budget for ``idiot time``, and you are free to write post after post calling me names. That is your privilege as the champion mud wrestler on chowk.

Ajeet,
You have to give credit to this x-rated guy for putting bell around shankar`s neck. I tried very hard with other one. But Tahmek is too old to learn. I will still keep trying.

Wallah,

I stay away for a couple of days, and wonders have happened. Sadna and Shanker have made up. Shanker has toned down some of his ultra retoric. Another x rated guy calling himself friend has appeared on the scence. Some things have not changed. Tahmed is still busy calling people idiot if he doesn`t like them.

More later.

#331 shankar the bhayankar -
Are not we getting touchy!! It is good that you identify yourself to be pig wallowing to be in mud. But why this objection to anyone else doing same. After all wallowing in the mud appears to be only way to straighten you up.
You may go and choose another sty. But be careful, if you misbehave again with anyone anywhere, I will again drag you out of your sty and cut your pennls to size.
Same goes for your uuscratch partner.

Shankar

``UPites form the majority of Indians. Now could you tell us why your cohorts behaved like such junglees in the State assembly``

Majority ??. my cohorts?? (*perplexed look on the face*). Anyways since you dont know, it has been a long standing tradition in UP that if a child is talented, parents push him towards engineering, medical, management etc. and if he is ``naa-laayak`` or good for nothing, he is encouraged to join politics. And it is a tacit understanding amongst UPites to keep electing these naa-laayaks to the State Assembly(villagers and slum dwellers help us in this endeavor) so that the rot can be contained and these people do not harass sharif commoners. Additionally these naa-laayaks provide us free entertainment, which is a bonus in the otherwise joyless lives of us commoners.

PS Aur Thackeray miaN ke kyaa haal-chaal haiN. Suna hai ke court meiN peshee hai. Jail jaane ki koi gunjaaish hai.

friend,

I`ll tell you the result of my analysis--self or otherwise...I take full responsibility for being a pig wollowing in a sh*thole & making a point..which atleast some people acknowlegde, is a valid one.

You, on the other hand, insist on wollowing in the same sh*thole as I do & squealing that your fellow pig wants to act like some messiah & that tahmed wants to fill bahmad`s shoes. Your porcine brain cant fathom that we are our own unique personalities (warts, farts, grunts an` all) & dont feel the need to act like people we are not.

But I`m honored you want to share the sh*thole with me. After all, imitation is the best form of flattery. But with you hogging up most of this swill, its time for me to move out of it & find me another sty..

Pankaj
Don`t know about UP Bhaiyas but am thankful for the bhais.

Prem,

PCS?

Ahmek#326
Mirror mirror on the wall ...

Penls-less god #327,
So you are back. What was result of your self analysis? Could you find the old khunnas that is so ingraved in your mind.

Now you two are together, do a uuscratch.

friend #325 The first sentence provides a glimmer of hope that you will one day develop a real sense of humor. Inshallah. The rest of your post is gibberish as before (Out of the sheer goodness of my heart, I am now stretching my ``idiot time`` beyond the allotted budget).
PS: And lets keep the late bahmed out of this nasty little ``discussion``. I have had real discussions on real issues, and real agreements and (just as often) real disagreements with bahmed on chowk. But not once did he (and I do try to live up to bahmed`s example of civilized behavior on chowk, even if not successfully all the time) display the angry, irrational and insulting behavior that seems to be second nature to you.