Flannelled Clucks

After the great display of sportsman spirit and friendly atmsophere, headless chickens from Ahmedabad angrily stood up and started shouting: `the samosa filling contains ground gao mass`. The mulla from Bannu looked at it and shouted: `no, I suspect it is ground pork`................................the headless chicken death toll is still climbing over rioting that statrted at the alleged samosa fillings laced with pork-beef after the end of friendly viewing live India-Pakistan cricket match at Samosa Lounge........................Vajpai, Advani, Musharraf and Qazi Hussain Ahmed has jointly appealed for peace, blaming it on colonial imperialist conspiracy similar to the one pork-beef fat use in the cartoos during 1857 mutiny.