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Flannelled Clucks

Headless Chicken March 9, 2003

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#9 Posted by tintingem on March 10, 2004 12:59:10 am
i hope the bird flu virus does not dampen the spirit of the headless chicken!

the indian team is in pakistan and there is much excitement in karachi where the first match is to be played in our beloved national stadium. passions are running high and people await the match with anxiety. but there is no thought at present on who will emerge victorious. the match is a day out, a picnic- with friends,family and ofcourse- lots and lots of that sweetly sickening pepsi.

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#8 Posted by Ras on March 11, 2003 8:57:52 pm

Yeh Mandir aur Masjid ka Jhagra Khatum kiya jaayay

Donon kay beech main Mehkhana bana diya jaayay

Ya aur Cricket Khaila Jaayay.


Ras
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#7 Posted by PaagalInsaan on March 11, 2003 1:41:54 pm


(¯`·._.·[ Warning of the Millenium ]·._.·´¯)
Re: #6 by rsaxena


Let me warn you if they do that, Wasim will forget how to bowl and Sachin will forget how to bat!




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#6 Posted by rsaxena on March 11, 2003 6:37:30 am
nice :)

...i think there should be a loaner program where india loans tendulkar to pak for a month and in return pakistan loans wasim to india for a month...pak will learn how to bat, india will learn how to bowl...
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#5 Posted by veeresh on March 10, 2003 9:16:19 pm
Do you think there is a commercial backer for a Europe versus Asia versus Africa versus America kind of cricket championship, annually? And if so, where would such a tournament be played? Nauru could be one such location, that country is now available for sale. Sharjah another one, though not for sale as yet.

(F-1 guys are about to lose their motorsports hold, so maybe Bernie and/or Max Mosley and/or Frank Williams and/or Ron Dennis and/or Michael Schumaker and/or . . . could be interested?)

This is a serious question to ponder over, for the HC and co-clucks.
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#4 Posted by i-am-the-cheese on March 10, 2003 10:52:24 am
it be a great day, indeeed, when famosas from this side and that can discuss over steaming plates of studentbiryani and chilled thumbsup
if aamir sohail`s tind be hotter than gavaskar`s orrr if they both lose out over imran`s slow, curlin, smile...and tendulkar`s huggable tuggable grin... kaun bolta hae circkit sirf mardon ka khael hae?

this was very nice, thank you
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#3 Posted by roohi on March 10, 2003 8:11:31 am
This desi murgi amongst cricket challenged yankee turkeys - had to READ the famous clash of the centurion live on BBC Match Talk. Did that BBC Host do a good job or what !! There were 800 Indians and Pakistanis logged in chipping in with their comments and it was a TREAT to read their interaction - definately the samosa lounge of cyberspace !!! Actually the only Pakistanis the average Indian can even put a face on apart from generals, polititians and now the odd singer are the Pakistani Cricket players.

Great read headless (but not heartless) chicken !!
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#2 Posted by subroto on March 10, 2003 6:28:11 am
The only good use for a headless chicken is the tandoor.

2 lbs chicken legs, thighs & drumsticks attached
1 tbsp lemon juice
1 tsp yellow and red food coloring
1 tbsp chili powder
2 tsp coriander (finely chopped)
1 tbsp cumin seeds powder
1 1/4 cup plain yogurt
1 tbsp fresh ginger grated
1 tsp garlic paste
1/4 cup ghee or vegetable oil
Salt to taste
Tandoori Chicken

Method:
Remove the skin from chicken pieces and cut them lengthwise
Mix lemon juice, food coloring, salt, chili powder, cumin powder, and coriander in a bowl and brush the chicken pieces evenly to coat
Mix yogurt, ginger and garlic in a separate bowl and apply to the chicken pieces.
Marinate the pieces in refrigerator turning pieces occasionally for 4-6 hours and let them at room temperature one hour before cooking.
Preheat the oven to 500 degrees F and place the chicken in single layer in a greased shallow baking pan.
Brush chicken with 2 tbsp of ghee and bake them for 12 minutes.
Turn pieces over, brush with remaining 2 tbsp of ghee and continue baking until chicken is cooked through and tender about 15 minutes.
Serve hot with fresh coriander on it.

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#1 Posted by SameerJB on March 9, 2003 10:52:54 pm
After the great display of sportsman spirit and friendly atmsophere, headless chickens from Ahmedabad angrily stood up and started shouting: `the samosa filling contains ground gao mass`. The mulla from Bannu looked at it and shouted: `no, I suspect it is ground pork`................................the headless chicken death toll is still climbing over rioting that statrted at the alleged samosa fillings laced with pork-beef after the end of friendly viewing live India-Pakistan cricket match at Samosa Lounge........................Vajpai, Advani, Musharraf and Qazi Hussain Ahmed has jointly appealed for peace, blaming it on colonial imperialist conspiracy similar to the one pork-beef fat use in the cartoos during 1857 mutiny.
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Interact Index

    #9 tintingem
    #8 Ras
    #7 PaagalInsaan
    #6 rsaxena
    #5 veeresh
    #4 i-am-the-cheese
    #3 roohi
    #2 subroto
    #1 SameerJB

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