Frontier Baby Blues

The NFP Poem.

Corporate - Bad.
Proprieter - Bad.
Business - Bad.
Economy - Bad
Mulla - Bad.
Government - Bad.
Religion - Bad.
U.S - Bad.
Ossama - Bad.
RAW - Bad
ISI - Bad.
Life - Bad.
Death - Bad.
Elite - Bad.
Middle Class - Bad.
Lower Class Bad.
Class - Bad.
Lass - Bad.
*ss - Bad
ss - Bad
s - Bad.
- Bad.

NFP, I love the way you write but sometimes you get so much offensive. Just try to avoid this. In the mean time, I feel you are one of the people I love to read.
Perhaps you need more Prozac! ;)

Something New would be nice NFP.. Same ole cliche! What crack are you smoking these days by the way?

Masood, An example or the next generation of Pakistan? The confusion among our kids is leaving them somewhere between no where. They are confused what they really want to be? They are confused by the double standards of our society. We should decide what culture, moral values and access to the media we should provide to our children. Either we should stop importing the globalization or we should stop pretending that we once had our own morals and we are still proud of them.

i wish you could come up with something constructive instead of writing sick and decadent useless critique on issues which are beyond your comprehension. If you cant write positive stuff then go back to your retirement. Spare us critique on what is a means of earning for other people. IF your wife can be a professional banker and earn money through it why cant Abrar make money through his sponsors. Its his profession. He wont receive divine help in order to run his house would he. You have no right to complain about how other people make money. Just because you didnt amount to something positive doesnt mean that others should nt do that either.

raza

Hehehehe....

`The News` seemed dull without your weekly rabble man!
Good to find you here.

Can`t wait for more....

:D
For all those who do not like to spare their hard earned cash on the rag u write for...The News on Sunday...this is a good change...sampling your pen ware online :D

Seriously! What was that?

Phunnne and confusing. Good work, mate.

By the way NFP, what are u on, bro? Wild Afghani poppy or what??

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The only thing worse than a rabid Pakistani is a ``humanist`` Pakistani.....

nvp2003:

``Old or not, they`re still THERE!! And anyway, so is murder, corruption, etc ... all `old` vices, but it doesn`t mean they should not be addressed! ``


Whatever man. Strings, Junoon, Abrar... all sponsored by corporations. Strings with their `urbane` pop/rock, Junoon with their...everything and Abrar with his pulse grabbing lyrics...all make the most awesome of music. Arm chair critics crying over real Artists` accepting sponsorship is disgusting. If a performer(s) hasn`t got it in `em, sponsor or no sponsor, they won`t last. NFP used to raise hell over Junoon after Inquilaab. But he had to shut the hell up after `Parvaaz` came out. On the other hand, he praised Haroon`s album. But had to shut up once (or ignore his `anti-corporate itch`- which is more like a form of schezophernia) Haroon signed with Pepsi. Critics mean squat. They are `fair weather friends` at best trying to SELL themselves. :)

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ya rub dil-e-muslim ko woh zinda tamanna de
jo her muslaman ko shaheed masood bana de
teray naam pe mitnay ki tamanna se sarshar
aur her aurat ko shuttle-cock burqa pehna de
yehi iltaja, faryad, dua shab-o-roz laboN peh
yahood-o-maghrib-o-hind ko hasti se mita de
na cheez neiN bhi teray der peh ik arz guzari
oont per safar ko hamari shab-e-wasl bana de

#4 by rozaiba on June 28, 2003 5:23pm PT
i didn`t find the references to the coporate sponsors of singers necessary. those are way to old now.


Old or not, the point is they`re still THERE!!

#4 by rozaiba on June 28, 2003 5:23pm PT
i didn`t find the references to the coporate sponsors of singers necessary. those are way to old now.



Old or not, they`re still THERE!! And anyway, so is murder, corruption, etc ... all `old` vices, but it doesn`t mean they should not be addressed!

``Ah`` said the caterpiller ``I see a red rose``......Sorry been reading too many kiddie books. But this was brilliant, darn wish I had written it instead. Chowk staff - so what does it take to get the author name changed. Chowk staff?...hellooo...

freaky...funny, though.

He died. So did mom and dad and his Caucasian friends.

“Shaheed!” said the local mullah.
“Shareef!” said the middle-classes.
“Sniper firing!” said the lower classes.
“Osama’s love child!” said the Americans.
“Conspiracy!” said the government.
“RAW!” said the ISI.
“Coke!” said Abrar-ul-Haq.

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Allahu akbar, TNT is great said the ghost sipping sherry,
It is real TNT you stupid said Alfred noble industries
He is no shaheed said shaheed foundation run by pak army
We lost a good camal racer said tahmed bin urstruly of faisalabad
We lost a good worker said pak carpet exporter from karachi
We got more work said edhi foundation
Population is under control said US returned economic planner
Heavin is getting crowded said the man who wrote the book.

CRIME AND JIHAD

Under pressure from foreign countries, the flow of funds to jihadists is reducing. There are also signs that the crimes, the carjackings, the kidnappings etc are being carried out by organised groups and the pak police and military are in cohout because the funds are channeled to jihadic activiies. At last the jihad is reaching a self susytaing level, where the rich and poor have to contribute, rather compulsarily.
Finally the contours of a truly isamic nation founded on TNT is emrging. The military provides the secure environment for the jihadists, first to loot the other pakistanis, and then to move on to the jihadic heavens. In the happy mood, the ghost might need a lot more sherry, and a few bacon.

i didn`t find the references to the coporate sponsors of singers necessary. those are way to old now.

as a picky aside, Serbians are Orthodox Christians. Not Catholics. But since Crusades were launched by the Catholics, you could have had Masood want to join the Croatians who are Catholics and who also have a somewhat antagonistic relationship with Bosnian muslims.

Phenomenal.

That was brilliant. I love the way you creatively use fiction to comment on reality.

Nadeem...I like your idea...keep your milk churner on...