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Botox For Brains

Nadeem Akram February 12, 2004

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#25 Posted by Izzah on March 2, 2004 3:51:58 am

Nadeem,

Its me, Shahid Riaz. Please contact :-

shahid_riaz_pak@yahoo.co.uk

Regards,
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#24 Posted by Urstruly on February 18, 2004 8:31:52 am
I equated hamidms butt with his brain beacuse both spew the same crap over and over and over again everyday. Same thing goes for other buttheads as well.
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#23 Posted by echoboom on February 16, 2004 7:59:15 am
22:
Time to laugh again:
Buttock for brains+no good fat ass=tahmed.

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#22 Posted by tahmed32 on February 16, 2004 6:40:28 am
echoboom #21 in response, please re-read my post #20.

Since you are now merely repeating your borrowed cleverness, I am putting my responses on autopilot, as follows:

After sending any new post, and unless there is anything intelligent in that post, to find my response re-read my post #20.
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#21 Posted by echoboom on February 15, 2004 8:46:01 pm
20:
Time to laugh again:
Buttock for brains+no good fat ass=tahmed.
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#20 Posted by tahmed32 on February 15, 2004 7:54:38 pm
echoboom #19

You just parrotted what you already wrote and on which I already provided you feedback. This mindless parrotting adds another 5 points to your Moron Index, which therefore now stands at 125. You are proving to be even more stupid than I thought.
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#19 Posted by echoboom on February 15, 2004 6:29:51 pm
18:
Try again.

O.K: My pleasure!
You asked for it; the assault from here would be relentless.
This was original and this would restrain you to blasphemise your only muhaddis Brig. Baapu ever again and are weaned off the goraa-goo.

Minimalists. That is what both are. Two sides of the same coin. One claims to be the promotor of ``an idiots guide to Islam--the Abba-jaan tafseer`` and the other is the promotor of ``A muslims` guide to idiocy--the George-Carlin tafseer.

But this must get etched on your mind so that you cease to be a homeopath-muslim.

Time to laugh again:
Buttocks fro Brains=hamidm
Buttock for brains+no good fat ass=tahmed.

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#18 Posted by tahmed32 on February 15, 2004 3:21:24 pm
echoboom #17 So in this post you make, per your words, a ``relentless assault`` by dragging in my late father: Any street urchin in Rawalpindi will start abusing ancestors from the safety of distance. You merely reveal yourself your street scum background in addition to the vacuum between your two ears.

Nothing intelligent or original in this post.

On a standardized Moron Index (gujjubania=100 percent Moron), you now rate at 120 percent moron. (10 percent for parrotting the botox=buttocks link provided by urstruly, and 10 percent for parrotting street urchin behavior and thus exposing the kind of household you grew up in).

Try again.
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#17 Posted by echoboom on February 15, 2004 10:40:50 am
16:
..If you lack brains to say anything original..

You asked for it; the assault from here would be relentless.
This was original and this would restrain you to blasphemise your only muhaddis Brig. Baapu ever again and are weaned off the goraa-goo.

Minimalists. That is what both are. Two sides of the same coin. One claims to be the promotor of ``an idiots guide to Islam--the Abba-jaan tafseer`` and the other is the promotor of ``A muslims` guide to idiocy--the George-Carlin tafseer.

But this must get etched on your mind so that you cease to be a homeopath-muslim.

Time to laugh again:
Buttocks fro Brains=hamidm
Buttock for brains+no good fat ass=tahmed.

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#16 Posted by tahmed32 on February 15, 2004 8:15:24 am
echoboom #15 Ha! Ha!

If you lack brains to say anything original, you cut and paste what someone else wrote. You just illustrated what I wrote below about you being a bigger moron than gujjubania:

urstruly came up with something original for a change by playing on botox/buttocks.

gujjubania alias shamsul, being a moron incapable of writing anything original, then borrowed this piece of cleverness from urstruly.

echoboom alias farangi kush (i.e. you) , being a bigger moron than gujjubania, then copied both urstruly and gujjubania.

The more you write, the more you prove Dr. Tahmed (``Psychologist to the Chowk Retards``) to be correct in his assessments.
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#15 Posted by echoboom on February 15, 2004 7:22:41 am
14:
Time to cry again:
People like you, hamidm, and a few others are just jumping jacks. Muslim nicks. Worth zilch!

Time to laugh again:
Buttocks fro Brains=hamidm
Buttock for brains+no good fat ass=tahmed.



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#14 Posted by tahmed32 on February 15, 2004 5:45:30 am
echoboom aka farangi kush #13

You write ``Nicks mean zilch to me. ``

Not true. If nicks meant zilch to you, you would simply use your last name or something. Instead you carefully picked a nick and tried to give it some meaning (``farangi kush`` to prove that you were not afraid of ``gora sahib`` (which says some interesting things about your insecure psychology which I wont get into for now). And when you found no one was impressed by your ``farangi kush`` nonsense, you carefully devised another nick.

So, nicks do mean a lot to you, and the fact that you were fooled by an idiot like gujjubania proves that you are a bigger idiot even than him.

And despite all your big anti-western talk, there is no doubt in my mind that in real life you are probably speak with great deference when you actually talk to a ``gora sahib`` - in other words, you are the only bootlicker on chowk.

And that is why you are always trying to prove otherwise by devising nicks trying to prove your macho man credentials.

I will send you my invoice for this diagnosis of your problems.
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#13 Posted by echoboom on February 14, 2004 9:07:53 pm
#12 by tahmed32 on February 14, 2004 5:30pm PT
echoboom #11 shamsul is gujjubania masquerading, you moron. Trying to prove that there are more half-brains like you in Pakistan.


I do not pay attention to such undergraduate discoveries.Nicks mean zilch to me.


whoever they be They NEVER NEVER NEVER write disparagingly about India and Hinduism.
Such people has earned the respect they deserve. When they are ridiculed they become a solid wall in defence of their land and faith, no matter how `secular`, `worldly` or `modern`
they profess or seem to be. I respect them and they are worthy opponents.

They have not anglicised themselves at the expense of their culture, religion, or language.
The bootlickers do not fall in that category.

People like you, hamidm, and a few others are just jumping jacks. Muslim nicks. Worth zilch!
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#12 Posted by tahmed32 on February 14, 2004 5:30:18 pm
echoboom #11 shamsul is gujjubania masquerading, you moron. Trying to prove that there are more half-brains like you in Pakistan.
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#11 Posted by khamkhwa. on February 14, 2004 9:44:46 am
#9
..ABAY TOU PHIR AA GAYA...??
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#10 Posted by echoboom on February 14, 2004 9:44:46 am
Just clicked on this.

Urstryuly (1) and Shamsul (2)

Haaa Haaaa Haaa! Haaa Haaa Haa!

mercy guys some mercy.
Oh it really hurts to laugh so much.

Minimalists. That is what both are. Two sides of the same coin. One claims to be the promotor of ``an idiots guide to Islam--the Abba-jaan tafseer`` and the other is the promotor of ``A muslims` guide to idiocy--the George-Carlin tafseer``.

These are the practioners of the homeopathic version of religion. ad-infinitum dilutions and vigorous shakings are necessary to increase potency. They themselves present themselves as living specimen.

The art of making a patient start enjoy his malady, or rather developing a fondness for it the the key to such methods.

Buttocks fro Brains=hamidm
Buttock for brains+no good fat ass=tahmed.

Haaaa Haaa Haaa! Haaaa Haaa Haaa!

have some mercy guys.
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Interact Index

    #25 Izzah
    #24 Urstruly
    #23 echoboom
    #22 tahmed32
    #21 echoboom
    #20 tahmed32
    #19 echoboom
    #18 tahmed32
    #17 echoboom
    #16 tahmed32
    #15 echoboom
    #14 tahmed32
    #13 echoboom
    #12 tahmed32
    #11 khamkhwa.
    #10 echoboom
    #9 M.B.Z.Isphahani
    #8 tahmed32
    #7 SyedAhmed
    #6 tahmed32
    #5 soundmeister
    #4 M.B.Z.Isphahani
    #3 tahmed32
    #2 Shamsul
    #1 Urstruly

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