When Pigs Fly

This is really funny. But mere hote huey no one can make sobia marry against her wishes. Real humour without malice is rare, especially here on chowk.
Is Minhaj married to a Hindu doctor?

Adnan

Yaar I was getting sick and tired of reading constipated poliical diatrib day in and day out. Thanks for an intellectual laxative. Pigs must be flying at least over the chowk because that is the first of its kind I have seen here. Good job.

Adnan,

Thanks for spreading some smile to chowkies.
Adios

adnan:

show her these interacts;)

``In 2030, New York was brought down to its knees when the Pakistani cab drivers went on strike. This action was orchestrated with the gas-station owners of the country who put a permanent freeze on the sale or consumption of the life-blood of America: gasoline.``

this is a myth.actually it was not gasoline shortage which brought America to a stand-still. it was shutting-down of the convinient stores deprived the population of essential commodities(bud six-pack, marlboros, slim-jims, skoll, and hot-dogs)

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scout: Glad you liked it. Thanks for giving me that little nudge. Don`t forget you still have fulfill your part of the commitment.

temporal: Thanks for the kind words. And, you got it right when you said ``denizens of the unplugged rejoice!`` Please email me (khabardaar, yuhaaN nuheeN) any suggestions and feedback.

khamkwha, godot, hamidm2, SoulKeeper and the rest: Am glad the article brought a smile to your faces. Front page was getting a bit stuffy lately. Hopefully, people will get a little laugh out of it. I don`t intend to aim any higher.

sobia: I swear on your feet that any resemblance is purely coincidental ;) Rest of the discussion with you will resume on Unplugged -- my ancestoral home.

SaminaSha: I think you`re trying to read too much into this. The idea here is similar to Seinfeld -- a comedy about nothing. Honestly, I wouldn`t know the first thing about premises, plots or subplots. I assure you that Stamina Sha has nothing to do with you ;) Okay, maybe it does... a little.... it requires the stamina of a Lance Armstrong to wage the battles that you wage against the male-dominated unplugged culture. So, you see, this was my tribute to your indomitable spirit -- albeit, in a twisted fashion.

stuka: What the fukkk? Don`t be so dejected... sitaaroN sey aagay jahaaN aur bhee haiN :)

adnan,
your intro is as funny as this article...
I love the `names` you introduced..
we will be waiting for `qist number 2`...

Hilarious!!!! Was getting difficult for me to stop laughing, made a bad choice by reading @ work…. Oh boy.. Carrolton = Kerala Town… how about Irving and Plano….
Good work bro….

finally an article that makes sense. ha! ha!

``Atif MiaN``


hMMPPPHHHH, that`s my line. Where is my credit?

Who is Kushwant singh? Oh is he a sikh? So does he writes all his books between 7:00am to 11:59 am and then from 12:05pm to 7:00am?
It is hilarious to see who is ruling India nowadays. The country has really gone to the ``Sikhs``. LOL

RE: #9 by nikki7777 on September 22, 2004 11:02am PT

Your life revovles around Pakistani men. Why this obsession?

Everytime I come here at chowk I see you doing the same thing, day in and day out.

Even if you believe that all Pakistanis/Muslims/Guys with beards are latently evil, I am sure you realize that there are other things wrong with this planet also. Or are there not?

And there are goods things around us also. Don`t you ever have a good thing to say about anything/anyone.

You seem so consumed that it is sad. Life is much more than ``How bad Pakistanis are.``

hahah!!...ahem..yes yes no resemblance to real characters...sure!! Good work ;)

adnan,

i can`t stop laughing, you did great.....this definitely was worth the trip to the front page

A good satire, Adnan! You have a very good sense of humor. Yeah, sure, when pigs fly! Hehehehe...