Black Pakistan and White Pakistan

#786 (peace be upon your number) LOL,

Mohar,
As noticed by Jang in #791, you have been blessed with #786. This is surely a sign from Allah that you are blessed. You cannot fight this heavenly blessing. Get ready for the Suntan - Braader :)

Behram #790, {``Hello, this is Alice....may I help you?......
I recently got rid of my Capital One Visa Card.....and the reason was I do not want any ugly looking lying when they first open their mouth...Why can they not say that they are Kantilala?...instead of saying they are Ken..........Why can they say that are Shantinu?...........instead they say they are shawn....And it seems that all of them have become....Alice..... Like Alice in Wonderland.... ``}

Behram,
Very good point about trying to sound western and almost white. LOL.
May I remind you about the currently popular post-9/11 Paki names in the US?

Shaan, Yusuf, Dawood, Daniyal, Maryam, Harris, Rayyan, Farah, Sarah, Abraham, HA HA. :)

What ever happened to Ali, Mo, Omar, Ahmed, Hussein, and Hassan?

If Mullah Tahmed were born again in the US this time, he would be called Ted. :)

Re: # 787 hamidm
[...dost-mittar`s generation is reponsible for this ......mess ]

In a way, yes.... Because of the appeasement and lack-of-balls policies of the last generation in India, you pakis have gone out-of-control .... Had DM`s generation done the right things - you pakis would be licking hinud boots - just like you do to everybody else in the world......

``So, for people like you, I am not Mr. nice guy at all.``

You are an obnoxious idiot, who can not stand even Muslims like Catchy, Naqshbandi, Urstruly, Kulharee, Khamkhwa, Salim, Echoboom and many many others who do not kiss your big toe and marvel at your messages of Quran.

To call all Indians RSS thugs and then applaud a lunatic openly advocating anal rape is sick, demented and worthy of an asylum. Learn that there are other nations, religions, races, colors, genders and opinions in this world and on Chowk. There are also people like me and Hamidm2 who are not religious and may question religious beliefs here or somewhere else. If it pains you too much to see dissent, learn to use the ignore button.

#786, {``#786 by mohar11 on November 10, 2005 12:29pm PT
Re: # 781 salim [....Jessore, Noakhali, Saidpur, Sylhet?....]
Where are these places? I have heard of Noakhali - some riots happened there``}

Mohar,
These are places in BD, formerly Pakistan. Mr. Jinnah`s border did not apply then. :)
I was just taking him to school on his sweeping statement about ``thanking Jinnah.``

hamidm,
Behram`s posts have been about 1. sugarcanes, 2. pakis being sugardaddies to hindu girls, 3. sugarcanes, 4. black=ugly, 5. sugarcanes..
And you have been cheerleading him.
Anything else?

#786 (peace be upon your number) .. he is talking about the east-west bengal border.

Re: # 754

That was awesome. Thanks for the inspiration.

Just now, a while ago, I met a political friend of mine. We had lunch together...I asked him what his opinion was about Indians.

The first question he asked me was.....which Indians? The ones with the feathers or the ones with the dot? I answered back...the ugly looking ones.......And he replied......O! the ones who are sprawling across the parking lots of Indian restaurants at night time.....I said..... you are close enough.....these moulds are just scared of light....and then of course, we had fun....how the capitalists have fooled bringing these code coolies....and those idiotic call center hindoo chics who act white....

Hello, this is Alice....may I help you?......

I recently got rid of my Capital One Visa Card.....and the reason was I do not want any ugly looking lying when they first open their mouth...Why can they not say that they are Kantilala?...instead of saying they are Ken..........Why can they say that are Shantinu?...........instead they say they are shawn....And it seems that all of them have become....Alice..... Like Alice in Wonderland....

But I pithy those poor folks....what with no electricity at home, with no clean sanitary condition at home, with no clean drinking water..........all they have gained from the west is to been banged galore..........

Just wait till Walmart tears down the $116 Billion Indian market....all those mom and pops would be crying and all these coolies will get their b$tt kicked by their own society... Somewhere, on this Chowk, had said very eloquently....East India Comapny all over again...

Keep the conversation going....the BBC might notice this site....as it did once...

Respectfully submitted,

Godot Sahib, #782 {``Many members of my family, both men and women, are married to Punjabis (but also to Iranian, Afghani, Sindhi, and Bengali...you can say we are a true “Pakistani” family!) Punjabis may have biases towards other non-Punjabis, but then, again, which ethnic group doesn’t? Perhaps your experience is different than mine. ``}

Godot, How are you, my good friend?
My problem is not with individual Paki Punjabis - I too have Punjabi relatives in Lahore and Pindi. The problem is the nagging hemorrhoid of Punjabi domination in almost all fields - military, government, and now industry with the transfer of many industries to Lahore. This curse of Punjabi domination cost Pakistan the loyalty of Bengalis, has hurt Pakistan in relations with Baluchis, Mohajirs, Sindhis, and now Saraikis and even Kashmiris.

No single group dominates India as Paki Punjabis dominate Pakistan, usually through force. While the Sikhs may be disproportionately represented in the military, and have a Sikh PM, they certainly don`t run India as the Punjabis rule in Pakistan. And, please don`t throw Mushy in my face. :)

Re: # 784

Mohar

Why your dhoti has red spots? Sugarcane too rough on you?

dost-mittar`s generation is reponsible for this ...... this....mess - spare the rod and spoil the child .............

Re: # 781 salim
[....Jessore, Noakhali, Saidpur, Sylhet?....]

Where are these places? I have heard of Noakhali - some riots happened there....

Behram Sahib,
My views concerning religion are well-known. I have personalized my Muslim religion and do not see any need for an Ummah, a Muslim homeland, or imposition of Sharia Law. I am fully convinced that the Muslim League and Mr. Jinnah were mistaken in their quest for Pakistan. Unfortunately, they succeeded thanks to the conniving interests of Mountbatten, Nehru, Patel, Muslim ``nobility`` of UP, Muslim industrialists from Bombay, and emotional Muslim Bengalis. Of course, hindsight is 20/20, but there is no reason to pretend that we are blind either. :)

The last thing that Muslims (and Parsis) need is enmity with Hindus. It just doesn`t make any sense. Hindus have not taken territory that belonged to Muslims. Even in Kashmir, there is an elected government with a Muslim Chief Minister. It would have made a lot of sense to try to live in one country as one people and common interests of peace, prosperity, success, and human development. No two people will ever see eye-to-eye when it comes to theocracy - Shia/Sunni, Sunni/Ahmedi, Wahabbi/Shia. So there was no need to split along Hindu/Muslim, Sikh/Muslim lines. I say ``Reverse the curse.``

Re: # 774 soy
[...I can understand folks like tahmed and hamidm who are past their prime getting their kicks ... But what about the younger folks? ..]

What younger folks?..... Except for YLH, most other pakis you see ranting and raving here are over-the-hill old coots..... Closet-Mullah is 45+, Hamidm is 50+, Behram is 54+, godot is 50+....... And they all seem to have some sort of bitter-sweet experience with sugarcanes.....

Re: # 774

soysauce,

please point out where i was `` fantasizing as sugardaddies to girls unseen`` ............ if you can`t find it i will accept your apology ...........

Re: # 776


Salim

“At the first sign of cross-border Punjoo ``gal gal,`` they will abandon you in the field with nowhere to go… If you want to continue being a tool of the Punjoos”

That’s rather harsh, Salim.

My experience with the Punjabis—in real life as well as at Chowk—is quite the opposite. I have found Punjabis (I’m talking about the Pakistani Punjabis) to be very open-hearted, accepting and tolerant. Many members of my family, both men and women, are married to Punjabis (but also to Iranian, Afghani, Sindhi, and Bengali...you can say we are a true “Pakistani” family!) Punjabis may have biases towards other non-Punjabis, but then, again, which ethnic group doesn’t?

Perhaps your experience is different than mine.