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O my God! This is the funniest shit from any Pakistani I have ever read in a while. Great job. I am a huge fan of NFP. Long live.

thanx NFP for the truth about u and what u think should be done to u... however i have been waiting for another article and u dont seem to have the time... cmon dude enlighten us...

Ohhhhhh, boy, this ...kicks ..ASS!! Did find much of your satire biting and funny, but this, this, Mr.NFP just HAZ ta be you at your most absurdest. Who here said he/she is scared of you? Me too. You can make a chicken tikka otta poor old sod!

wouldn`t have posted here if I could have just asked you, but writer are you also a chowk ed? I used that ``adam ant`` bit in a poem submitted like a month ago. hope that`s not the case, probably isn`t, but just thought to clarify. regards.

Could not read beyond the first two - amazing how much time the writer has to devote on a silly satire like this and that too revolving around absolutely ridculous people and a hodge podge of themes- what is the point? Good material though for the Reader`s Digest. By the way, are you the only writer on Chowk to use the eff word? What does one do to elevate to that standard from where this is allowed for ordinary people like myself, Mr. Paracha?

Hi Nadeem

Fantastic work here. I keep grinning and coming back to read a few again. I liked the one on Shahrukh Khan. In a blanding flash of light I now know why I like him so much. He is like a muppet!!. And oh Prince Charles was toooo good. Farhat Hashmi`s was like talcum powder on diaper rash. She has done more harm to women`s rights than even Zia. I would have thought you`d see her as a taliban dressed as female. But what you did do was sooo funny what with the covering hang-up that she has.

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this was fucking hilarious... you scare me.

Re: # 15

Paracha Sahib, the only thing that is preventing you from being gang raped is your facial hair.

Nadeem F. Paracha

He`s the guy who wrote this piece. A Pakistani writer, he is also the guy who should be shot. In fact, since we`re talking about Pakistan, he`s the guy who should be raped as well . In fact he should be raped and then shot.
Additional Info: He likes to have his coffee without milk, smoke Gold Leaf cigarattes and enjoy watching crabs mating under a full moon on the Karachi beach. Thus, he should be tied to a bomb and placed inside a mosque. In fact he should be raped, shot and then tied to bomb and placed in a mosque. Then his remains should be fitted with tiny, baby dynamite sticks and thrown one by one inside a Church.
Many people think he`s a Marxist. Some think he`s just an alian. And those who don`t think think that why on earth do people think? So this means that they do think, even when thinking that they do not think. But what Nadeem F. Paracha thinks usually gets published on websites and newspapers. Some of it even makes it to bathroom walls, even though much of what he thinks doesn`t usually require much thinking. So that`s why right before he`s raped, shot, tied to a bomb and trown into mosques and churches, his hands should be chopped with an Afghani axe. Those failing to do so will be spanked with fat Peshawari chappals dipped in goats` blood on the first day of Bakra Eid. Those failing to do so will be understood to have joined the Bakra Liberation Army and arrested.

rgds,
NfP

Lol@#13.

NFP,
Mulla Omar, F. hashmi, King Fahad and Kennedy take the cake for me. I actually mailed this to my history prof. He couldn`t believe it.

Couldn`t agree more but seriously one thing`s missing

where the fuckin hell is NFP A.K.A. Nadeem Farooq Paracha, the illegitimate son of Grand Master Lenin (9th Dan Terrorism-Do) . we need to know the truth about him too!

Keep it up dude!

This should be taught across all schools.

Re: # 5

Farhat Hashmi totally cracked me up!

Aisha Sarwari

Lol ... what on earth was this?? This is totally out there. Extreme humour and satire has never looked so mad. Total riot.

Paracha Sahib… most of this stuff is so not true. If Amitabh Bachchan is 18 foot tall (as you claim) that will make Jiya Bahadri like 3 foot 7. That just doesn’t make any sense. I am trying to picture how they had sex. I mean if you try to kiss, you get uncoupled. And if you get coupled then no kissing. It just doesn’t make sense.

And Parach Sahib, anti-Semetic stuff is visibly absent from your essay. That, Sir, is so unfair.

LOL
Paracha`s mind works in mysterious ways.

Dude, this is hilarious and by far the funniest article I’ve read in a while! Nadeem, you have got talent and your breadth of knowledge amazes me. Thanks for a great read!

I favor burning all history books in Pakistan to be replaced by history espoused by Nadeem.

You forgot Salman Ahmad, your favorite Rock Legend!

````````King Fahd
The renowned Islamic scholar and oil merchant who through a fatwa said it was okay for Wahabi Muslims to marry four camels. Still loved and revered by Wahabis and Sunnis across the world in spite the fact that Fahd himself married 94 times, out of which about 51 were camels and the rest included Arabian horses, Yemeni Sheep, Afghani Yaks and at least one Klingon kangaroo. ``````

King Fahad RIP ...

``````Farhat Hashmi
A former Caribbean belly dancer who converted to Islam and became a popular cheerleader of the Saudi Arabian football team. However after suffering a serious pelvic injury bought on by doing the Macarena in tight ‘70s bellbottoms, Farhat Hashmi entered the prosperous and liberal state of Pakistan after being trained as a suicide bomber in the caves of British Colombia in war-torn Canada. But recently, the popular former cheerleader was arrested by Pakistani authorities while planning to plant a hydrogen bomb in a popular Waziristan night club and deported to the Caribbean Island of Barbados where she now makes a living singing Christmas carols for Brain Lara. ``````

Your favourite lady but now inspiring Lara too... per Mother Tressa ney aap ka kya bigara?

Ha ha....

Psychotic. But then I too would like to flip out this way. Can`t stop laughing. Love to be on the same trip.

[[Paris Hilton
Daughter of Berlin Marriot and Chicago Ritz, Paris Hilton emerged as a famous model after her popular stint as a voluptuous purple bodied nudist on BBC’s Tellytubbies.]]

:)

kaka likes the creativity in the alphabetical order of entries. It makes for an extraordinarily logical read. Also saves $80.99 for Paracha.

LOL!! What on earth were you smoking?? And how come you missed out on Mush. Not ``great`` enough?