Nadeem F Paracha November 16, 2005
#7 Posted by Godot on November 17, 2005 11:22:14 am
Dude, this is hilarious and by far the funniest article I’ve read in a while! Nadeem, you have got talent and your breadth of knowledge amazes me. Thanks for a great read!
I favor burning all history books in Pakistan to be replaced by history espoused by Nadeem.
#6 Posted by hassansiddiqi on November 17, 2005 11:16:03 am
You forgot Salman Ahmad, your favorite Rock Legend!
#5 Posted by patwari on November 16, 2005 10:49:02 pm
````````King Fahd
The renowned Islamic scholar and oil merchant who through a fatwa said it was okay for Wahabi Muslims to marry four camels. Still loved and revered by Wahabis and Sunnis across the world in spite the fact that Fahd himself married 94 times, out of which about 51 were camels and the rest included Arabian horses, Yemeni Sheep, Afghani Yaks and at least one Klingon kangaroo. ``````
King Fahad RIP ...
``````Farhat Hashmi
A former Caribbean belly dancer who converted to Islam and became a popular cheerleader of the Saudi Arabian football team. However after suffering a serious pelvic injury bought on by doing the Macarena in tight ‘70s bellbottoms, Farhat Hashmi entered the prosperous and liberal state of Pakistan after being trained as a suicide bomber in the caves of British Colombia in war-torn Canada. But recently, the popular former cheerleader was arrested by Pakistani authorities while planning to plant a hydrogen bomb in a popular Waziristan night club and deported to the Caribbean Island of Barbados where she now makes a living singing Christmas carols for Brain Lara. ``````
Your favourite lady but now inspiring Lara too... per Mother Tressa ney aap ka kya bigara?
The renowned Islamic scholar and oil merchant who through a fatwa said it was okay for Wahabi Muslims to marry four camels. Still loved and revered by Wahabis and Sunnis across the world in spite the fact that Fahd himself married 94 times, out of which about 51 were camels and the rest included Arabian horses, Yemeni Sheep, Afghani Yaks and at least one Klingon kangaroo. ``````
King Fahad RIP ...
``````Farhat Hashmi
A former Caribbean belly dancer who converted to Islam and became a popular cheerleader of the Saudi Arabian football team. However after suffering a serious pelvic injury bought on by doing the Macarena in tight ‘70s bellbottoms, Farhat Hashmi entered the prosperous and liberal state of Pakistan after being trained as a suicide bomber in the caves of British Colombia in war-torn Canada. But recently, the popular former cheerleader was arrested by Pakistani authorities while planning to plant a hydrogen bomb in a popular Waziristan night club and deported to the Caribbean Island of Barbados where she now makes a living singing Christmas carols for Brain Lara. ``````
Your favourite lady but now inspiring Lara too... per Mother Tressa ney aap ka kya bigara?
#11 Posted by Aisha_Sarwari on November 17, 2005 8:50:09 pm
Re: # 5
Farhat Hashmi totally cracked me up!
Aisha Sarwari
Farhat Hashmi totally cracked me up!
Aisha Sarwari
#3 Posted by shantygal on November 16, 2005 9:15:13 pm
Psychotic. But then I too would like to flip out this way. Can`t stop laughing. Love to be on the same trip.
[[Paris Hilton
Daughter of Berlin Marriot and Chicago Ritz, Paris Hilton emerged as a famous model after her popular stint as a voluptuous purple bodied nudist on BBC’s Tellytubbies.]]
:)
[[Paris Hilton
Daughter of Berlin Marriot and Chicago Ritz, Paris Hilton emerged as a famous model after her popular stint as a voluptuous purple bodied nudist on BBC’s Tellytubbies.]]
:)
#2 Posted by hamzaad on November 16, 2005 8:58:12 pm
kaka likes the creativity in the alphabetical order of entries. It makes for an extraordinarily logical read. Also saves $80.99 for Paracha.
#1 Posted by theedge on November 16, 2005 8:20:01 pm
LOL!! What on earth were you smoking?? And how come you missed out on Mush. Not ``great`` enough?
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