Rabid

LOL!! What on earth were you smoking?? And how come you missed out on Mush. Not ``great`` enough?

kaka likes the creativity in the alphabetical order of entries. It makes for an extraordinarily logical read. Also saves $80.99 for Paracha.

Psychotic. But then I too would like to flip out this way. Can`t stop laughing. Love to be on the same trip.

[[Paris Hilton
Daughter of Berlin Marriot and Chicago Ritz, Paris Hilton emerged as a famous model after her popular stint as a voluptuous purple bodied nudist on BBC’s Tellytubbies.]]

:)

Ha ha....

Re: # 5

Farhat Hashmi totally cracked me up!

Aisha Sarwari

````````King Fahd
The renowned Islamic scholar and oil merchant who through a fatwa said it was okay for Wahabi Muslims to marry four camels. Still loved and revered by Wahabis and Sunnis across the world in spite the fact that Fahd himself married 94 times, out of which about 51 were camels and the rest included Arabian horses, Yemeni Sheep, Afghani Yaks and at least one Klingon kangaroo. ``````

King Fahad RIP ...

``````Farhat Hashmi
A former Caribbean belly dancer who converted to Islam and became a popular cheerleader of the Saudi Arabian football team. However after suffering a serious pelvic injury bought on by doing the Macarena in tight ‘70s bellbottoms, Farhat Hashmi entered the prosperous and liberal state of Pakistan after being trained as a suicide bomber in the caves of British Colombia in war-torn Canada. But recently, the popular former cheerleader was arrested by Pakistani authorities while planning to plant a hydrogen bomb in a popular Waziristan night club and deported to the Caribbean Island of Barbados where she now makes a living singing Christmas carols for Brain Lara. ``````

Your favourite lady but now inspiring Lara too... per Mother Tressa ney aap ka kya bigara?

You forgot Salman Ahmad, your favorite Rock Legend!

Dude, this is hilarious and by far the funniest article I’ve read in a while! Nadeem, you have got talent and your breadth of knowledge amazes me. Thanks for a great read!

I favor burning all history books in Pakistan to be replaced by history espoused by Nadeem.

LOL
Paracha`s mind works in mysterious ways.

Paracha Sahib… most of this stuff is so not true. If Amitabh Bachchan is 18 foot tall (as you claim) that will make Jiya Bahadri like 3 foot 7. That just doesn’t make any sense. I am trying to picture how they had sex. I mean if you try to kiss, you get uncoupled. And if you get coupled then no kissing. It just doesn’t make sense.

And Parach Sahib, anti-Semetic stuff is visibly absent from your essay. That, Sir, is so unfair.

Lol ... what on earth was this?? This is totally out there. Extreme humour and satire has never looked so mad. Total riot.

This should be taught across all schools.

Couldn`t agree more but seriously one thing`s missing

where the fuckin hell is NFP A.K.A. Nadeem Farooq Paracha, the illegitimate son of Grand Master Lenin (9th Dan Terrorism-Do) . we need to know the truth about him too!

Keep it up dude!

Lol@#13.

NFP,
Mulla Omar, F. hashmi, King Fahad and Kennedy take the cake for me. I actually mailed this to my history prof. He couldn`t believe it.

Re: # 15

Paracha Sahib, the only thing that is preventing you from being gang raped is your facial hair.

Nadeem F. Paracha

He`s the guy who wrote this piece. A Pakistani writer, he is also the guy who should be shot. In fact, since we`re talking about Pakistan, he`s the guy who should be raped as well . In fact he should be raped and then shot.
Additional Info: He likes to have his coffee without milk, smoke Gold Leaf cigarattes and enjoy watching crabs mating under a full moon on the Karachi beach. Thus, he should be tied to a bomb and placed inside a mosque. In fact he should be raped, shot and then tied to bomb and placed in a mosque. Then his remains should be fitted with tiny, baby dynamite sticks and thrown one by one inside a Church.
Many people think he`s a Marxist. Some think he`s just an alian. And those who don`t think think that why on earth do people think? So this means that they do think, even when thinking that they do not think. But what Nadeem F. Paracha thinks usually gets published on websites and newspapers. Some of it even makes it to bathroom walls, even though much of what he thinks doesn`t usually require much thinking. So that`s why right before he`s raped, shot, tied to a bomb and trown into mosques and churches, his hands should be chopped with an Afghani axe. Those failing to do so will be spanked with fat Peshawari chappals dipped in goats` blood on the first day of Bakra Eid. Those failing to do so will be understood to have joined the Bakra Liberation Army and arrested.

rgds,
NfP