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Muslims in Infidelistan: A Ready Reckoner Chalako Massi Zehar tucks her tail and runs away, away, away.

Did you understand your dad`s frustration? He was a pervert, I assume and he is still a pervert.

The women should be on their boyfriends, husbands or significant other girls. Why should they be on their guard? Who is this guard, a lucky fellow indeed if all women do what Zehar advises them to do?

I would rather be this guard fellow than wash bathrooms. if it does not make any difference to you.

What is the name of the bank, you work for Zehar? I would like to withdraw my money from it ASAP and head for the hills.

Muslims in Infidelistan: A Ready Reckoner ZahraJ: I can hear those rusty gears in your head slowly turning. Can you think of anything else besides mensurating transvestites?

Ask your dad if you want, but cross dressing does not cause sex change. The little bumps you feel on your leg are just flea bites. They will soon go away and you will still be stuck with the mensuration.

The Algebra of Arundhati’s Injudiciousness Saminasha : `I see him less as a knight and more like the Monty Python shopkeeper who sold dead parrots and insisted they were alive... `


I hope that made you smile. Or was that just gas? So what is the converse of morality virgin and what has Hustler got to do with that? A morality slut, morality whore or just a garden variety Islamist terror supporter? Despite Hamzad`s repeated lessons you still have not grasped the basic concept of `could not care less`. Now you are giving a fig to Gul SAHIB.

You do owe us an explanation, specially when you use a combination of ebonics and Pakistan. If you want to carry on a private conversation with the sophist, please use e-mail instead of a public forum.

An Alternative Spelling of Eed ZeenaBen #133:

No,no, no my dear you better be careful in future what you post on Chowk about yourself, your family or your husband. You have told us already that your husband is the Pakistani equivalent of Dr. Parikh, about whom Mr. Ghatade has an article. There is no shame in consulting a brilliant man like him before you tackle heavy topics. Maybe you already did. Who produced the response in #133? You have admitted authorizing about eight or nine people to use your nick of Zeena and the password. Anyhow it seems your family`s considered answer to my question is that I am a pituitary retard and have very little integrity. Not too much of an answer from the President of APPNA and his family.

``Taking the gloves off could mean many things....``
Yes I agree.
So could taking off the shoes, outer garments and underwear. In the name of Xazyten, what has that got to do with my concern about my soul and Hell?

Zeena Ben, I am not interested in watching a striptease, please do keep your clothes and gloves on and simply answer my hypothetical question. It is not about you, your faith or your method of absorption of other faiths.

The Indifferent Sikh Theo: No I have no idea how to grow forskin back. I was circumcised a while back. How I missed that little piece of skin for a few months. LOL..

Hindus should have a Shudhification procedure in place before they go on any future frenzied missions. Make the converts super Brahmin caste and give financial incentives for doing it. That will teach them wahabies.

The Amazing Khatris of Punjab Delhi Wala: `Nalwa was fighting wars not carrying flowers in a basket to the Pathans. He rescued your Pakistan from Afghans. A good number of his soldiers were Punjabi Muslims, did you know that?`

Sure I knew that.

Did you know I am not Muslim and Pakistan does not belong to me? Did Haavad make your head really smart and destroy your reading abilities?

I am assuming it was a Gujjar, whose life your Taya spared. How many years did you get free milk from this family? Let me do some arithmetic.

Assume that Delhi Wala is 38 years old today and he went to college when he was eighteen. From 1947 to 1985, that is thirty eight years at least, his family extracted free Matakas of milk every day from the Muslim man and his daughter. I do not know if it is still continuing today. Is it Delhi Wala? Please do fix my assumptions if they are wrong.

How did you get hundreds of prime acres around Chandigarh now? You did come penniless from Pakistan, right?

Sir Tahmed or Ally: Did you guys get hundreds of acres around Islamabad?

Could I Handle Two? ZahraJ: This is the usual meaning of `turned on` :

adj 1: feeling great sexual desire; ``feeling horny`` [syn: aroused, horny, randy, ruttish, turned on(p)] 2: keenly excited (especially sexually)

`I am a little ticked off by one item in this write-up. How can you be turned on by getting a 10-minute massage? That`s an insult to the very concept of massage.......the writer has butchered a spiritual concept.`

No the writer did not butcher any spiritual concelpt. It is Zahraj, who did not know what `turned on` means. Do you get turned on Zahraj, after one hour of massage? How do you get your proverbial rocks off then? Do you get wrapped up in a bundle with Allah after the turn on?

Atif2 is a promising young writer. He never claimed to be an expert in massage or the high fluting `spiritual concepts`. That is your calling and claim to fame. You want to beat on some drums of feeminism, go ahead and write something on a bundle of Shihatsu, Allah and your friend`s mother.
No need to short circuit poor Atif2.

Meanwhile learn that sexual topics merely for prurient interests and nothing else but prurient interests have attracted men and boys long before any religion was invented. You want spiritual experience, read Your Quaran, Gita, Bible or whatever. You stumble into a men`s gathering, leave those spirits at home, please.

What will I teach my daughter? Is Patsy your daughter Manto?