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With or Without Musharraf – A Mohajir’s Perspective
Posted by Behram1 Apr 11, 2007 07:28 pm
Migration towards large metropolitan areas are a worldwide phenomenon. If people from interior Pakistan are moving into Karachi, it should not be considered as Karachi`s success. Actually, if one looks at Karachi from the days before independence till today, one sees that Karachiites (whether Mohajir or whatever) have suffered from the ruling elite, in one form or the other.


Pakistan-Afghanistan Relations: The Choice Between Alliance and Acrimony
Posted by Behram1 Dec 30, 2006 02:25 pm
Re: # 104 by masadi on December 30, 2006 9:23am PT

Dear masadi:

You suggest that {There is more dignity in a rat`s fart..}

How do you know that?

Respectfully submitted,

Re-Imagining Pakistan
Posted by Behram1 Dec 15, 2006 08:41 pm

This good professor does it again. The speech given was a pompous speech, without any follow through in the personal characteristics of the good professor. He is pompous, and this type of pomposity has been developed into an art form constantly promoted by the Pakistani elite.

It seems that the good professor of Physics, once again, is getting his marbles mixed. It is the past he has preached a meritocratic society for Pakistan, whereas in this article he calls for acceptance of diversity. Of course, accepting diversity is accepting the concept of Affirmative Action.

The values promoted by this good professor is completely disingenuous, and most of his writings are inauthentic.

Respectfully submitted,
Swearing-in Ceremony with Hand on the Bible?
Posted by Behram1 Dec 11, 2006 02:53 pm
Re: # 456 by majumdar on December 11, 2006 0:49am PT

Dear majumdar:

Thank you for being unusually polite in asking my help to make you aware of the financial intricacies of the stock market, and of course I will be willing to enlightened you on this subject.

As you have suggested {m-cap of US $ 20 bn or so is a market determined figure and if that number is questionable} I have always maintained that people in hindoo land have learnt about fuzzy math quite a bit.

You further suggested that {so is the valuation of US $ 9 bn that you have quoted for the Pakistan Oil Company. }

No where have I ever compared any Hindoo Land companies with Pakistani enterprise. If you are not myopic and bipolar as that other ono-liner cut&paste idiot, he is the one who has an uncanny way of using the weapons of mass deflection.

Actually, I have always maintained that Hi-Tech industry is the most bogus industry and is filled with marketing shenanigans. Remember we are now discussing about market cap.

About Wipro, my whole argument was that revenue/employee at Wipro is only $100,000.00 of which average employee makes only $9,000.00, which is less than 10% of the revenue he brings in to the company.

As opposed to a small engineering (old economy types) wherein an average employee gets more than 30% of the revenue he brings in to the company.

And that has been my whole argument all along.

But, the evil forces of Hindutva would have nothing of this type of harmonized conversation. These forces of evil from the Hindoo Land would like the unsuspecting visitors of this chowk to consider that Hindoo Land is still shinning. Hindoo Land has been led to a path of no return. Many a corporations are just waiting to shove up the darkest corner of Hindoos @ss with some more comings and goings, least of which would be working for the betterment of the cheater`s class of Hindoo Land.

Walmart is just waiting around the corner to validate our mantra of

Harimau kay gaand main gus jao



{And in any case, with India having a higher credit rating by S&P and Moody`s I would only think that country risks for India would be a bit lower. } And here you are very presumptuous. No where has the comparison been made between hindoo Land and my Pakistan.

{(I hope I did not deflate your inflated mode of self-aggrandizement. )

Unfortunately sir I do not own a stock of Wipro or Sun or any other company for that matter. }

Dear majumdar, you being a hindoo from Hindoo Land is by your very nature are in the mode of self-aggrandizement, whether you own anything or not is inconsequential. That in common term is called being in a mode of delusional ego-trip without any worthwhile backing up from your national heritage.

Historically Hindoo Land has nothing to show to the world.



Respectfully submitted,
Swearing-in Ceremony with Hand on the Bible?
Posted by Behram1 Dec 10, 2006 07:10 pm
Re: # 396 by ranjit on December 10, 2006 0:04am PT

Hindoo bharwa Ranjit from Hindoo Land



{Bawaji, finally you accept the point.} I have always accepted that Affirmative Action is good for the american society. Where did I ever mention that I believe in a purely meritocratic society? Hitler was trying it, and we can all see what happened.

{Yes, you cannot compete. That is the bottom line.} So!? What is your point?

What sort of an ``ungal`` are you giving me now? Choutia, if you read my posts carefully it is not about me, but about Hindoos from Hindoo Land. You respect Pakistanis you said, but you have not shown any follow through on this chowk. At least follow your own values.

My love for Pakistan and Pakistanis should not be your concern, because when it comes to the fight for Affirmative Action in my city, I would continue to do that. And yes, there are many Hindoos from Hindoo Land who are fighting for the same cause.

So what is the problem? You would rather continue with my character assassination on this chowk, as if I have any sway on any of the stupidity that goes on over here.

It was that autistic myopic cut&paste bharwa from Hindoo Land that suggested that Harimau`s gaand is only for the meriticratic hindoos, hence the slogan:

Harimau kay gaand main gus jao



Gaandoo, ranjit, stay focused on your arguments, and I will respect that. As I respect the biggest adversary of Pakistanis on this chowk is that autistic myopic cut&paste bharwa from Hindoo Land, although he uses the strategy of take no prisoner and does character assassination.

{Imagine if you were in the medical profession. God forbid if the doctor treating my family was an affirmative action case.} Aren`t all your doctors from Hindoo Land get a pass/fail designation simply because of this nonsense promoted by the medical field? What about those who go to the pharmacy under NIH, which does practice Affirmative Action.

No one will ever change your mindset or any of the minute (thank god for that) number of white people in this country. Actually, Bill Clinton`s slogan was ``mend it but do not amend it``.

{By the way, while googling, I noticed an Armita Atashband in the Texas Tech medical center. Is she your daughter bawaji? }

I have no idea who she is? There are too many Atashband`s from my parents village, and most are not related, irrespective of what the stigma attached of us being ``in-bred``. Frankly, all of these labelling does not affect the very progressive side of me.

So now that I have satisfied your fetishes, repeat the mantra

Harimau kay gaand main gus jao

Swearing-in Ceremony with Hand on the Bible?
Posted by Behram1 Dec 9, 2006 09:22 pm
Re: # 382 by behram1 on December 9, 2006 12:40pm PT

Array o! Jharkhand kay lauday baaz, this slogan is still aplicable on you:

Joshi mantar, tereh under gus giya bunder



For your reading pleasure, of course you can enjoy this sher

Nahin, nahin, tumahari shaairi main dum nahin
Tumahari maa kau chodu ham bhi tum say kum nahin.

You forgot that shairi was also started by Persians.

Hindooun kee gaand main itne sahreh irani kiyoun gusteh chale jaa rahe hain?


Swearing-in Ceremony with Hand on the Bible?
Posted by Behram1 Dec 9, 2006 09:07 pm
Re: # 366 by ranjit on December 9, 2006 5:04pm PT

Abbay maa kay lauray ranjit:



Your ignorance about US Law is definitely blissful to you. By your stupid myopic definition, Equal Employment Opportunity Commission (EEOC) under Title X was the first Affirmative Action (or Quota), not passed by Congress but upheld by the US Supreme Court.

This is the law of the land, and most Hindoos from Hindoo Land get their employment based on this. Whether an ignorant fool like you knows it or does not like it, is really inconsequential to the rest of the American population.

All federal, state, county and city contracts are given based on this basic EEOC requirement. All Large Corporations get federal contracts and they have to submit this requirement.

{If you and your family need a crutch to survive, have the humility to accept your handicap and stop boasting about being a ``PE`` or ``building communities``. }

Hindoo Bharwa, I have always accepted my place in life. Have you?

I am very proud to work in any work that I do under affirmative action, and I have repeatedly posted regarding this on this site. It is legal and I am perfectly happy with it. I still consider that being in my small business is what my destiny is all about. Why do you consider this as boasting?

I know my ``aukat`` but it seems that you don`t. Do you consider your employment as being some sort of a bharwa? Well, it is.

{The question is straight forward - can you compete in the open marketplace with ALL contractors in Texas and survive? If yes, then you have something to boast about.}

The answer has always been NO. We are in the affirmative action program precisely because we can not compete. But, I will still boast about my association with the down trodden businesses of this land. We would continue to work for the betterment of this society.

But, for you. Who are you working for? A corporation who practices affirmative action, because it is the law of the land, or Universities, because they also have to practice affirmative action, because it is the law of the land.

Maador chod, what is so difficult for you to understand. You may not accept it, you can eat me.

{Otherwise, you are just getting a handout based on skin color and the generosity of goras who have a guilt complex about past racism. }

No, ranjit, you delusional hindoo bharwa, this is not based on race for me, but is based on the place of my birth. Being lucky to be born in Pakistan (one more reason to love Pakistan), I have chose to take this opportunity.

Why the fuck are you jealous? Getting tired of sucking on your bosses dick? All your life your Hindoos were sucking on Muslims lund, until the British came and now you have to once again suck on white gora`s lund. That is all I can say that Hindoos from Hindoo Land are big cock suckers (now that the fact that international penis size is larger than Indian men`s penis size)

At least be content that you and your ilk get a chance to be big cock suckers.

{Talk to any white guy in any company in the US and he will tell you what he thinks of affirmative action.}

I would rather fuck a white women, then talk to a white guy on affirmative action. But, you have a white man`s dick in your mouth and you are always looking up to his comment. Kinda like Monica Lewinsky and Bill Clinton relationship, eh!

{Even blacks do not want to use affirmative action anymore given the stigma associated with it, since they get branded as not being meritorious. I feel the wame way about it and consider it below my dignity to use a handout.}

But for you sucking on a white man`s cock somehow seems OK to you, eh!

What rubbish are you talking about? Of course, this stigma is attached by men who do not want to know what the real story is. White men would have their women be head of a small business and come as Women Business Enterprise, which is the same as Affirmative Action for women suffrage.

Next time when you are sucking on the white men`s dick, if you get a chance ask him about the EEOC.

Of course, all your arguments is completely bogus just like your entire life. If you were that meritocrat, then why are you still working for someone for a living? You are just like your parents who were from the cheater`s class, and now you are perplexed how to start a bribery racket in the US. But you know that you can`t.

All your life you were given this mantra that work for some company as a loyal servant and you will get some provident fund, etc. What a bogus dream, huh!
Swearing-in Ceremony with Hand on the Bible?
Posted by Behram1 Dec 9, 2006 08:25 pm

More News for the Hindoo Bharwas of Hindoo Land


1) Shiba Soren, your Coal Minister got convicted for murder of his secretary, and got life imprisonment.

2) Lower House of Parliament has 540 members, 100 of them have been charged with crimes. Out of these 100 crimes, 1/3rd of them face charges on Rape or Kidnapping.

Hindoo Land is a Land of crimes, crimes and more crimes.



Is it true that Hindoo Land has no concept of Halal or Haram?

Is it true that Hindoo women who are barren are passed around other men in the hope of getting her pregnant?

What is Hindoo`s Shiva Lingua? Is it your mighty god of penis? The penis that western world now knows is not according to the international standards.
Swearing-in Ceremony with Hand on the Bible?
Posted by Behram1 Dec 9, 2006 12:40 pm
Re: # 350 by subhashjoshi on December 9, 2006 7:33am PT

[Bh-Ar-W-A Be-haraam is busy compiling a long winding Excretus Taureanus (that`s what they they call PhD at NadirShaw Bawaji University in Karachi) so he can receive a Laureate-e-Paindoostan award from the Principal Janaab Tauheed Ahmed. ]

Nahin, nahin, tumahari shaairi main dum nahin

Tumahari maa kau chodu ham bhi tum say kum nahin.


Now can you better that.

I certainly expected better shairi from the garbage peshaab drinking hindoo from Hindoo Land.

No wonder your Hindoo chicks are looking for sugar daddies.

BTW, enjoy this slogan

Joshi mantar, tereh under gus giya bunder


Swearing-in Ceremony with Hand on the Bible?
Posted by Behram1 Dec 9, 2006 07:26 am
Re: # 344 by subhashjoshi on December 9, 2006 7:10am PT

Joshi mantar, tereh under gus giya bunder



{Yaar ab jaldi sey nikal ja Harimau ki g***d sey baahar. Usey tatti aa rahi hai. Ja septic tank mein ghus ja.}

Bahut say Hindoo meritocrats behtain hain line main. Oun bahen chodo say ja kar bol, muj say kiyoun gila shikwa kar rahe ho...

Gandhi nain hee to subeh suveray tatti karni seekhai thee tum logoun ko

Ab Harimau kay tatti say yeh meritocrat hindooun ka naashta hoga kiya?


Swearing-in Ceremony with Hand on the Bible?
Posted by Behram1 Dec 9, 2006 07:08 am

Due to the Hindoo men having small penis sizes, Hindoo chicks are constantly looking for sugar daddies.



It has been sometime that this claim was made, and now it has been validated by the recent news on the BBC News website.

So,

Hindoo chicks are constantly looking for sugar daddies.




Swearing-in Ceremony with Hand on the Bible?
Posted by Behram1 Dec 9, 2006 07:03 am
Re: # 331 by ranjit on December 9, 2006 3:01am PT

Hindoo Bharwa Ranjit:



By posting same issues continuously, issues that were responded to on a previous site, it appears that you just want to be acknowledged for your existence. Of course, you have a self-esteem problem, a sign of a loser, and I can understand that. Because you are a Hindoo, who was born in Hindoo Land, you are just being your usual monkey.

{Austin waley Bawaji, lets talk numbers, shall we? How come your net worth is less than $750K?}

If you had any common sense, my post to which you responded was about employees who work for corporations, who get less than 10% of the money that they supposedly bring in as revenues/employees for their corporation.

In contrast, an employee in a small engineering company would be getting more than 30% of the revenue they bring in for the company.

My post was comparing the two mode of employment (working for a small consulting engineering firm or working for larger corporations)

Hindoos from Hindoo Land, due to their intrinsic lack of self-esteem inculcated in their caste driven society would not understand this huge distinction.



{After living so long in the US, is that all you have to show for yourself? Loser. }

I have no idea how you define so long? It has already been posted here that Hindoos do not have it long for international condom standards. Why are you worried about length? Is that another of your self esteem problem?

And I have no idea what I am showing?

I have always championed the cause of minority businesses based on affirmative action. This policy is good for this society, no matter what some whites political rheotoric might otherwise suggest.

Affirmative action is about the opportunities provided. And it is not Quota. It is against the federal law to call this a quota based system

Also, the conservative US Supreme Court has ordered Affirmative Action in the Hopwood Case for the University of Texas, at Austin. It seems that the judges that were appointed from Ronald Regan`s era to G.W. Bush era have all agreed unanimously that Affirmative Action is a good thing.

Of course, I would not bore the delusional meritocratic Hindoos from Hindoo Land, who have bogus degrees from those Ghost Universities, and of course the Economist magazine, has mentioned in several articles that only 10% of the Hindoo Land`s educated workforce is fit for world class corporation.

Now, if those 10% is taken up by Wipro, Tata, etc. and are stationed in Hindoo Land, those who are for the western consumption are totally at sub-par level.

No matter, how you beat your chest, you are still a ``naukar``, a very cheap naukar at best, who is from a large rejected pool of workers from Hindoo Land.

{H1B code coolies have a higher net worth than you after 2 years in the US. Forget about Indians who are Directors, VPs or CIOs in companies. You wouldnt even be able to polish their shoes. No wonder you are going insane with jealously.}

Again, your basic concept is wrong. As ya`lls (Hindoo from Hindoo Land`s) net worth regarding Wipro was based on some fuzzy math, you have a totally wrong concept regarding net worth of the code coolies who work in the US.

Instruments of finance have always based the net worth on your W2, simply because employees have a steady stream of money every month and the financial sharks have easier access to this amount of money.

The western financial shenanigans of modern times are way above the devious tactics of Hindoo bunnias.

[Khair, it is not your fault. You are an affirmative action case without any merit to compete.]

Businesses are not based on merit. And have never been. In Business world it is always taught who you know and not what you know.

Businesses are based on developing the community the businesses serve.

Businesses that are stationed in Hindoo Land do not develop the US community. By stealing away jobs to outside the US does not do any one who loves the US any favor.

Jobs that go outside the US, continuously violate US Laws that protect the workers.

I believe that Businesses should be held to the highest ethical standards. All of these hoopla regarding cheap labor from India, is by definition the antithesis of the highest ethical standards that are required.

Harimau kay gaand main gus jao


Swearing-in Ceremony with Hand on the Bible?
Posted by Behram1 Dec 8, 2006 08:22 am

Ahriman Shaitan Laaanat sud Hazaar Bad



This is what Ahriman and its Hindoo supporters of Hindoo Land is doing in modern times in 21st. century:

Practice of worshipping Shiva Lingua. Uh! What? What is that?

Practice of burning newlywed wives because of non-payment of expected dowry (every 77 minutes one women gets burned)

Getting neighbors and relatives to impregnate barren women. Uh! What? What is that practice called?

Promoting the inhuman caste system whereby over 250 million Dalits living in sub-human conditions.

Hindoos of Hindoo Land kill dogs and destroy the environment.

And of course all the meritocrats from cheater`s class always chanting

Harimau kay gaand main gus jao



Do Hindoos ever wonder why there is no concept of halal or haram for Hindoo in Hindoo Land?


Swearing-in Ceremony with Hand on the Bible?
Posted by Behram1 Dec 8, 2006 08:10 am
Re: # 282 by iron_mask on December 8, 2006 7:56am PT

Re: # 281

[behram! you lost your marbles or what....you go from one extreme to another in the matter of minutes....please do something about your split personality]

Stand aside you Ahriman lover. We are in the midst of killing the Ahriman from Hindoo Land.



And Zarathushtra commands us to destroy evil in any form, and today the snake Ahriman is on attack once again.

Ahriman laaanat sud hazaar bar



And this is how chowk has gotten infested by evils from Hindoo land.

Ahriman laaanat sud hazaar bar



Along with the mantra

Harimau kay gaand main gus jao


Swearing-in Ceremony with Hand on the Bible?
Posted by Behram1 Dec 8, 2006 07:52 am

Ahrimam Shaitan Laanat sud Hazaar Bad



It is obvious that Ahriman Shaitan found refuge in the evil Hindoo Land, where they have Shiva Lingua.

Uh! What? What is that?

Ahrimam Shaitan Laanat sud Hazaar Bad



When women are childless Hindoos continue to practice sending their wives to friends and neighbor to get her impregnated.

Uh! What? What is that practice called?

Ahrimam Shaitan Laanat sud Hazaar Bad



Every 77 minutes a Hindoo women is killed because of non-payment of expected dowry to the meritocrat Hindoo.

Uh! What? What is that practice called?

Ahrimam Shaitan Laanat sud Hazaar Bad



Ahriman worshipping Hindoos of hindoo land you will burn in the flame of Atash Behram, the holiest of holy fire in Sanjan.

Ahriman worshipping Hindoos of hindoo land mend your ways and accept what Assho Zarathushtra calls an eternal fight with Angra Mainyu.

Ahrimam Shaitan Laanat sud Hazaar Bad



And of course you can always chant

Harimau kay gaand main gus jao


Swearing-in Ceremony with Hand on the Bible?
Posted by Behram1 Dec 7, 2006 08:41 pm
Re: # 236 by VRV on December 7, 2006 7:46pm PT

Hindoo kum zaad can`t keep up with your own BS assertion.



++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

beHaraami,

Dont get erection abt the mention of Nadiar Shah for invading India. The likes of Nadir Shahs from the west of Persia EFFED ur ancestors with Jihadi keeras. Dont forget history beta...sorry JOKER.

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Thank you. Ameen.

Abaiy O! Bharway when did you learn to say Ameen, or for that matter who taught your neech zaat halal, or haram. Choutia first know what limited culture you grew up with. Whose culture does these words belong to?

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