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Understanding Sanatana Dharma ballubania #541,
You said: ``I am glad I am in India ...``
So are we! If we could only get the rest of the bums into the insane asylum called India then we could lock it up and throw away the key.``
As I said: ``Ghol Makhora`` If you want to be a khan, you need to brush up on your Pashto. Now, if you don`t practice, I will say ``Ghol khor`` to you.
Also, remember, there will be a color test!

Role of Pakistan Army Under Musharraf Just Stinks ankit #349
Q:what is the full form of Air India (AI)?

A: Allah Informed!

These are both very old!

Role of Pakistan Army Under Musharraf Just Stinks JohnGalt #344,
Indian Giver!

Seriouosly, John, I am sorry that you feel that way. In trying to combat the intolerable Paki-bashing rodents, I realize that I run the risk of disappointing some very nice Indians. That is exactly what extremists want to do - polarize people of both communities.
Sorry!

Understanding Sanatana Dharma It appears that Aunty Tom could not keep ``cr_p_trap`` muzzled. The shaggy dog joke about the Sikh and Paki troops is stale and ancient. It was used for American GIs/Germans, GIs/Italians, GIs/Japs, Germans/Poles. Not very funny when you have heard it so many times. Looks like ``cr_p_trap`` should keep her day job - in her case she should also keep her regular night job.

Understanding Sanatana Dharma Kaurasach #519,
You are on! One condition, we use mud wrestling and both Nikki and I can take our tops off. However, ``cr_p_trap`` must keep hers on.

Understanding Sanatana Dharma Ankit #519,
That`s because there is a shortage of toilet paper in Delhi.

Understanding Sanatana Dharma Jang #508.
You are absolutely right about this board being stale. I too am getting bored. I suggest that we focus on the leading social problem afflicting Indian women. We should identify the problem, find a solution, and then try to implement it. More than satti, more than dowry, and more than AIDS infestation, what ails the Indian women most is the small size of Indian peckers. These poor women have been getting shortdicked for thousands of years. A solution must be found. Perhaps Nikki can act as chairman for such a commission.

Understanding Sanatana Dharma Kaurasach #509,
``Our brave Madrasi and their brave God knows what should wrestle. It will be good entertainment.``

I knew it. These paki-bashing Indians called me an animal for a purpose. Now they are calling me god and are getting ready to worship me. My equipment is not for public adoration and please no milk!

Understanding Sanatana Dharma Omar #505.
``Keeping India’s powder dry``
Who cares about their powder, I want to make sure they keep their fricking dhotis dry.
You are really getting to them, Omar. Some of them are not even responding coherently. Although, Aunty Tom has loosened cr_p trap`s jaw. She has been mumbling about Jihadis and heads again. In addition to a ``cr_p fetish`` she has developed a ``head`` problem.

Understanding Sanatana Dharma nb #504.
``No, missing commas and periods don`t bother me. Pregnancy test kits are cheap! Sorry to disappoint you, like I said, it`s impossible to embarass me!``

Sorry to hear that! Who knocked you up?

Understanding Sanatana Dharma omar #484,

I am enjoying your cool, restrained, patient, diplomatic style - like knife through butter! I wish it were true that I am your nom de guerre. Let me know when you hold classes in journalism for these morons who can`t even keep up with you, when you are outnumbered two dozen to one.

As for CoolAL, yes he was caught spanking his monkey. Or was it beating the bishop? or choking the chicken? Maybe he was squeezing the squirrel.

Understanding Sanatana Dharma ballukhan #497,
You said: ``First go to a river and then pour a few drops of cow urine into your mouth and then say this chant for 1008 times:
`` Aham Kukur!``

Ballubania, you speak with the voice of experience. Looks like you tried it a few times. I think I`ll pass - it doesn`t appear to be appetizing. To each his own.

Understanding Sanatana Dharma harish_hyd #496.
Thanks for the concern, Harry! Actually, I am taking this Friday off! If only people would ignore me. I have this discipline about answering my mail.
Thanks anyway -):

Understanding Sanatana Dharma Veeresh #491,
Thanks for your note. I would love to ``revert`` to my original posts. Unfortunately, the paki-bashing rodents have gnawed my good intentions away. I did read your monologue on your journey through Pakistan. I found it to be somewhat condescending, laced with hyperbolae, and with an obvious Indian slant. Other than that it was OK.
Sincerely,
Salim Ahmed Chauhan

Understanding Sanatana Dharma Can any one of my Indian friends answer my question posted earlier?

Was Bhagat Singh a terrorist?

Thanks,

Dear Sisters, Meet Maria Sharapova Nikki #131,
These guys are debating over camel urine. I want to know the sports score. Who won the bike-seat sniffing contest? Pune or Lahore?
Appreciate the help.