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The Plan To Topple Pakistan Military Karachite #89 and #90

Oye Napier Road ki najis aulaad, teri majaal kaise hui?

Honestly, I appreciate your posts, but I find you to be quite an unstable manisfestation of the overflowing sewers in Lyari and I seriously doubt your authenticity.

As we all know, no self-respecting, educated, sophisticated, and modern Karachiite would refer to himself/herself as Karachite.

Chowkies,
Now that we have caught this "Karachite" imposter with his pants down sans chaddis, we can all admire his obviously Paki Punju or even Indian heritage.

Najis Naaley ke Neolay kay Nawasey,

Harami, in addition to the filth in your posts here, you visited my ilogs and posted the following vulgarity:

{"Posted by Karachite on Sunday December 2, 2007 12:48 am
Hi
Matherchode! I can recognize you from a distance. A banya in a Karachite dress. You are making fool of Karachites? Dallay kay puter, if you are really from Karachi, post your home address there. "}

First of all, there are several mistakes that betray you as an imposter, a jhoota chakka, and a cowardly heeng-stuffed ullu ka pattha.

1. People in Karachi do not say "Dallay kay puter." Did you understand that you chachhoondar kay chootaR?

2. All self-respecting gaaligalochographers know damned well that there is Matherchod does not have an "e" in the end. You phonetically-challenged imbecile, you don't even know how to spell the only relationship you ever had with your poor mother in Hiram Andy (or was it in Sonagachi or Grant Road?)

3. I have already told you about your stupidity in using Karachite instead of Karachiite.

You wanted my home address in Karachi? Well here it is, make sure you visit until the white stuff comes out of your ears, asshole.

Chauhan Ka Ghar
9211 Hindukush Lane
Opposite Bihar Pawn Shoppe
Chowrangi Number One
Golimar, Karachi - 69

Saala, Pope se ziyaada Catholic banta he?

First it was Bangladesh now it Baluchistan Oye painchod kithay marr gaya si mayawa?

Just learning the new national and official language of Pakiland.

Eyewitness: Karachi, May 12, 2007 THE KILLERS OF INNOCENT PEOPLE OF KARACHI
SATURDAY 12th MAY, 2007
Pictures speak louder than words.

THE COLD BLOODED MURDERERS AND HENCHMEN BELONGING TO THE AWAMI NATIONAL PARTY (ANP),
PANJABI PAKHTOON ITTEHAD (PPI) AND PAKISTAN MUSLIM LEAGUE (NAWAZ SHARIF GROUP)
ARE VIVIDLY SEEN CARRYING SOPHISTICATED AUTOMATIC WEAPONS INCLUDING PISTOLS AND AK-47
WHILE THEIR ACT OF MINDLESS FIRING COULD ALSO BE SEEN WHEN YOU CLICK FOR MORE PHOTOGRAPHS.
ANP WORKERS ARE WEARING THEIR PARTY BADGES AS SEEN IN THE PHOTOGRAPHS.

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Photographic evidence of terrorists of PPP in action

What Next After Karachi’s Carnage? Chacha Chaar Sau Bees is so full of excrement that his eyes are turning yellowish brown.

Pakistan-Afghanistan Relations: The Choice Between Alliance and Acrimony #222 hamidum {``salim mian,
i think you are being rather harsh on mr tahmed - ... what has he done to deserve your wrath ? ......... i would save my wrath for romair who has once again reared his head from his rear .........``}

Hamidum Sahib,
Now why is Romair rearing his head from Tahmed`s posterior?

Pakistan-Afghanistan Relations: The Choice Between Alliance and Acrimony Hamidum #217 {``salim mian,
....... when i was in eight grade ..... heck, i can even make a case that people born out of wedlock are superior to people born to married couples based on the example of jesus christ, lawrence of arabia, the prophet ishmael and alexander hamilton...``}

Hamidum Sahib,
I am indeed impressed by your educational background.
In that long list of superior people, you neglected to name Tahmed32. :)
I still swear that he was one of the hooded culprits who taunted Sadman Houston.

A Nomad Among the Bedouins {``Sitting on the bare and bony camel back for a long period of time is very painful,``}

Not to mention the stick that the camel driver used as a prod to make Atif pay up.

A Nomad Among the Bedouins Atif,
Very captivating, well-written, and interesting story. I like the way you tantalize your readers by mentioning Safeena every so often and then switching the topic to the surrounding elements. Is Safeena your ``ship of the desert?`` I enjoyed reading your article, but why did you choose the self-effacing title ``A Namard Among the Bedouins?``

Terrorism is Nobody\'s Monopoly In Eye Rack, Afaghanistan, and Pakistan, the only people who blow up mosques (and people inside the mosques) are the right-wing fundo whacko Sunni Wahabbi fanatic terrorists. These guys should be screened for oversized coats, bulky vests, large belts, turbans exceeding the Sardarjis` turbans by several meters, perfect accent in pronouncing Wahabbi Arabic, a minimum of three wives following them around, no less than 21 children, and a firm refusal to say ``Khuda Hafiz.`` These guys should be picked up way before they get to any religious shrine or building and made to tighten their belts just before having lighting their cigarette with a bic lighter.

Terrorism is Nobody\'s Monopoly I want to start ethnic profiling in and around mosques. It is well-known, that except in Eye Rack, Afaghanistan, and Pakistan, the only people who blow up mosques are right-wing fundo whacko Hindu fanatic macacas. From now on, all law enforcement authorities are requested to look for macacas nearing mosques with soiled dhotis, heeng odor, cow urine spots, red dots, ash on body parts, or unexplained swaying of heads left to right or right to left. People fitting this description should be arrested before they can do damage and be publicly flogged until all visible signs of macaca behavior recede.

What Osama gave Muslims Shah Sahib, {``What Osama gave Muslims``}

Shah Sahib,
How about a case of non-stop diarrhea?

Has Hinduism had the Longest Tradition of Continuous Religion? #38 {``The Hindu and Muslim theological concepts of formless God are not exactly the same.``}

Thank you for yet again pissing on my sunshine. :( Here I was going to claim that Hinduism is the first among monotheistic religions and the oldest one to proclaim a single, formless, fatherless, heirless God. I hope that you are happy now. :( May you come back as a dung beetle in yet another useless life. :(

Jihadis are Our Real Enemies! masadi #32 {``#20 SC, you`re meddling in affairs you know nothing about.``}

Asadi Sahib,
Ghustakhi maaf, lekin, I have every right to avail of any opportunity to compliment Chowk Staff on their proactive and efficient management. While I am not particularly interested in the outcome of your article, I did want to point out that the ball was in your court and NOT in Chowk Staff`s as you were insinuating. Realizing that you have your hands full with other detractors, I will leave you alone and not get involved in the fray. Good luck and if you do not prevail, may Allah grant you a few of the 72 voigins.

The Death of a Nawab Ranjit #25 {``Indira Gandhi had more balls than all the male leaders we have ever had put together. At least she had the guts to split Pakistan into two and permanently reduce Pakistan to a non-entity as compared to India. Before that Pakistan was the largest muslim country on earth, a fairly good economy and had grandiose designs of hoisting their flag in New Delhi. After 1971, they know they can never compete with us. Effectively it sealed hindu rule over the subcontinent forever. ``}

Ranjit Bhai,
Much of what you said is true. All I want to add is that whatever balls Indira exhibited were crushed by Vajpayee Ji in his haste to explode the Inja nukula boom boom. The dimwit forced Pakis, and no bigger a fool than Nawaj Sharif, to explode his own five nukes, and thus gain parity in a brand new balance of terror. After 27 years of sucking hind tit, the Pakis were promoted to equality by the neighborly slow-moving father of all Modis. :)

‘Our Liberals’ and Minority Psyche HP, #289, {``What else they do with them?``}
Why don`t you just go to Patna dressed as a Paki ball and find out? You can borrow some balls from Manto and Omar - the only Pakis on Chowk who have them.

‘Our Liberals’ and Minority Psyche #287, The Paki Punju girls have bigger muscles, love to fight, and have longer mustaches.