Cricket and the Clash of Cymbals

#139 Posted by anNy on December 12, 2001 6:15:24 pm

also pls check out the speakers corner..chowk istaaff has awoken :)

http://www.chowk.com/bin/showr.cgi?speaker

#138 Posted by anNy on December 12, 2001 6:15:24 pm

khamkhwa

pls check out the new poll...they ask `who would u like to be booted out of chowk`

#137 Posted by khamkhwa on December 12, 2001 2:22:48 pm

General Information on 12-Head

12 head`s hatred for women goes beyond his/her

school days.She hates all women `coz her mom was

a prostitute in Sona Gachi,Kolkata.I have explained it in one of my poems on Chowk.Now

Chowk editors refuse to print anything from me.

One more thing,I am certain that 12head is some

how associated with Chowk Editorial Board,hence

the uncontrolled creation of new nicks for this

nitwit.Suggest boycotting Chowk for a week to

force the editorial board to ferret out the skunk.

PS:saminashah wrote many letters on the subject

to Chowk board without any response.Hence,the

suggestion for boycott.

#136 Posted by Lajwanti on December 12, 2001 3:46:16 am

Reply #: 140

``Lajwanti ,so what happened to neptune for a while Priya 321 ,or ofcourse khamakhwa or briefly Mlucnovi.or Banjara ???``

why u r not axxing about Deepika, Peepika Bijlibhains, Fattimah ,Bhardwaj shah and all?

HIPPOCRATE! HIPPAN!

#135 Posted by rsaxena on December 12, 2001 1:36:30 am

Re: Faiza #146

...so now you`re openly admitting to being the 12-head retard? dude, if you must try to pull something like that off, at least do it intelligently...the dangers of inbreeding...

#134 Posted by saminashah on December 11, 2001 4:00:14 pm

anNy,

Laju is right; Faiza is a confused girl. She doesn`t know that insecure Bijli is jealous of her and wants Studebaker to ``off`` her personality...

#133 Posted by Lajwanti on December 11, 2001 2:58:02 am

Reply anNy

Leave buffoonfaiza anNy, not wrth your time. Faizaon ly keeps asking for attentionwhen nobody gives she is cross like hot bun at easter

#132 Posted by anNy on December 10, 2001 10:00:02 am

faiza:

”I dont care what good intentions you may have in your heart ,i aint seen it as yet . It has been awfully long counting the period you were hurt ,thanks to your cavalier & worse than nincompoop road rage.”

Yea id like to see you driving at 11 in the night on a wet road...i hope u skid into an open manhole and loose all your teeth

”If it were one of our highways you would be in that kabrastan that urstruly mentioned in his `white charade`How about that sobering thaught.nicompoop”

So much malice auntyfaiza…kuch tau khuda ka khauff karrain

“Now to your past comments ,You think im ``Waste`` ,then you have yet to produce anything ,good or bad.When was i suppose to do things according to whims of a bought & sold nincompoop for a lousy icecream cone!A scholar who gets her history lesson fron Chitra Lekha comic & adores the navel & midriff of the scantily clad sita ,radha,parvati,durga ,saraswati .You think you are high thinking some foreign policy strategist cum diplomat?”

listen to me u silly bimbit (that’s bimbo and nitwit together..neologisms..look it up) I didnt call you ‘waste’ anything…what i said was that u are a disgrace to womankind, your religion and your country...and you are...(hopefully, ull be from india) theres nothing wrong with scantily clad sita and radha..they have waists..nice pretty waists…under the types u have some too im sure..

”Writers are ,just like human beings ,good & bad.No writer deserves respect just for being literate .”

auntyfaiza..EVERYBODY deserves respect…unless they go around swearing randomly and persist on making an arse of themselves, ofcourse

“.So who is nicompooop”

you, darling

#131 Posted by Prem on December 10, 2001 3:39:50 am

RSax # 131,

I am too scared of anNy`s husband to take any further liberties with her.

Dear Husband,

You see, Sir, we are all friends here... innocent bhola bhala dost log with nothing much to do in our miserable lives...that is all, Sir...theek hai naa, Sir?

Aapka, Sir (Your head)

Prem

#130 Posted by semipreciousme on December 9, 2001 11:25:21 pm

samina...have heard of sheila chandra, albeit vaguely...any good songs you wanna recommend?

anNy...love the cranberries...one of my favs. is salvation...

#129 Posted by anNy on December 9, 2001 9:34:59 pm

Prem:

``Akash, neither RSaxena nor Prem...nor anybody else stands a chance before anNy. In fact, Pakistan could bring their defense budget crashing down if...but hush...we don`t discuss matters of defense and national conquest on Chowk.``

er..thanks, i think..waisae you know i surprise myself also at times..such charm..oho looks like my silly husbands calling..goodbye now premsahab ;)

semi:

i luurrrve joan osborne!...totally..tell me, have you heard the cranberries? i for some reason love their songs..the lyrics are often interesting and the music is really nice..and dolores`s accent is mindblowing :) not just the chart toppers (zombie, salvation) but the less popular songs in their albums...u must hear `ode to my family` if u havent already..its just brilliant

faiza:

i will deal with u later nincompoop

#128 Posted by saminashah on December 9, 2001 2:28:27 pm

Semipreciousme

I had no idea Miss Joan studied in Pakistan; makes me like her even more. Have you heard of Najma or Sheila Chandra? No-one I know is familliar with them, sadly. Najma is a UK Pakistani who sings ghazals and Urdu pop songs quite nicely, and Sheila Chandra is a South Asian?Hindu singer, (also from the UK) who experiments with ghazals, English ballads, songs/vocals that are derived from Katak and Flamenca traditions. She`s really quite good...so glad you know Miss Joan. I really love some of her work and would love to see her perform

regards

#127 Posted by rsaxena on December 9, 2001 2:28:27 pm

re: Prem

``Akash, neither RSaxena nor Prem...nor anybody else stands a chance before anNy.``

speak for yourself

#126 Posted by semipreciousme on December 9, 2001 1:39:35 am

saminashah

“…have either of you heard of Joan Osborne? Let me tell you, that girl can SING..”

… joan osborne can DEF. sing…’one of us’ is one of my all time fav. songs….do you know she’s a big nusrat fan?….she even came to pakistan and studied music from him for a while…

pennathur

“And Miandad is no counterpart of Vinod or any other ``working class`` lad forom the Indian subcontinent. Javed is simply the most perfect batsman ever. That`s it. It`s the kind of talent that can`t be kept down.”

….ain’t that the truth…:)

soysauce

“You may be surprised how worldly the middle/upper-class housewives are. The story about middle-class housewives selling chiffon sarees to collect money for the ``other`` jihadis - not tha taliban - was from a british paper and posted here a while ago. I have seen stuff like that off and on”

…..sigh….looks like you haven’t met the typical middle/upper class pakistani auntie….like anNy said, they’re into their coffee party gossip and ‘booty’ parlors and clothes, and clothes and even more clothes…the women you described are mainly the wives of the mullahs or such, and rest assured, most def. in the minority..

#125 Posted by Prem on December 9, 2001 1:39:35 am

re: Akash # 124

Akash, neither RSaxena nor Prem...nor anybody else stands a chance before anNy. In fact, Pakistan could bring their defense budget crashing down if...but hush...we don`t discuss matters of defense and national conquest on Chowk.