Damn Saddam?

Ref Ashit Urshit Dickshit #168

[..``how come you achoots have become sooo tardy in your daily collection my bucket of nightsoil?...``]

Finally, an admission that you are sitting on a pile of your name!

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To pinko-communist staff on Chowk,

We, the unclean, shameless, brahmins of Chowk DEMAND to see waqar-mian`s (peace be upon him & his wives) censored post! Otherwise we will fast unto death....

shankar: Looks like your wish has been granted, and handsome (but please ignore his picture) Mr. Waqar is back, complete with a thumb up his ass. And I see we also have a chowk poster named bundchungal trying to poke Mr. Waqar into action (which is basically what the term bundchungal means in panjabi).
So, we have bundchungal (that is the guy who likes to poke people`s behind to get them going) posing some thoughtful questions to Mr. Waqar (who has his thumb up his ass).
I think you will appreciate the fine irony, almost Shakespearean in grace, of the manner in which discussion on this article, which started with Saddam (another chappie with a thumb up his ass) has now ended.

#171 by Waqar mian:
Oh, I am so glad that you are back.
You are so correct. We are not like that dirty, unclean brahmin, shanker. Also, T have no ties with tahmed who is also not a good person. They are liers. I am with you and want to know more about your customs. Did you read my earlier questions? I am not a Muslim. But can I be accepted in your group? I also want to get married. I am also handsome. Maybe not like you but I am trying to make myself whiter. Can you suggest some good creams? I am afraid to do plastic surgery. What do you suggest? Is there an alternate way for obtaining a handsomeness like yours? Please reply soon.
Please tell me where to apply.

#166 Shankar

Waqar mian ji is back. I hope he hangs around to answer our questions. Can you let me know about Ahmediyas whom he dislikes.
Why do Muslims not like Ahmediya people?

Cheers, ;-)

bundchugal,

{{. I had many burning question that will not be answered now. Shame on you, Shankar and Tahmed. You people trashed him unnecessarily.}}

Oy! bund!! I DIDNT trash him!...I was being very very polite & respectful to him. To tell you the truth, all these FALSE muslims like Tahmed, Ahmedzai & usman et all, trashed him out of here. I think he left this site not because brahmins were lurking here, but because he was totally offended how these false muslims...these false prophets of Chowk...pretending to be muslims!... were poohpoohing what his mullah teachers had taught him. I`m not surprised he ``accused`` tahmed of being an Ahmediya!! hahahah!!

You have ``burning`` questions?
repeat...YOU have BURNING questions?!!!

Who the HELL is going to answer my BURNING questions of ``proper harem etiquette``, now, hahn?!
The teenager in me was having burning questions about that particular issue...sniff...now whats to become of my wet dreams?

#161, 165

Lookie here!
hahahah!!
the ugly, cowardly, snivelling, oily, heeng smelling, brahmin wannabe achoot worms have arisen to take waqar-mian`s place!....

I have NO burning questions to ask you!...
scratch that....the ONLY burning I have to ask you is ``how come you achoots have become sooo tardy in your daily collection my bucket of nightsoil?...``
DAMN!! its getting so hard to find a reliable achoot, these days!

So good luck in trying to bait this brahmin:))!

#161, 165

Lookie here!
hahahah!!
the ugly, cowardly, snivelling, oily, heeng smelling, brahmin wannabe achoot worms have arisen to take waqar-mian`s place!....

I have NO burning questions to ask you!...
scratch that....the ONLY burning I have to ask you is ``how come you achoots have become sooo tardy in your daily collection my bucket of nightsoil?...``
DAMN!! its getting so hard to find a reliable achoot, these days!

So good luck in trying to bait this brahmin:))!

tahmed,

{{I feel really sorry for these students, since they all seem so simple and sincere and well mannered.}}

You know; youre absolutely right! A tiny Indian grocery dukaan has opened up in Mid-Michigan. On weekends the owner hires S.Asian students from the local community college to ``moonlight`` for him.

Because Romair had trashed me for not knowing who Madhuri Dixit was, I was bound & determined to rent a Madhuri DVD. This guy, Sajid , a student, happened to be working there, that day. He happened to be passing fliers to every customer who came in; about the Diwali Celebration organised by the local Indian Association.

I asked him to recommend me a nice Madhuri movie. He told me ``did you see this Amitabh Bacchan movie?``, in a very thick Northie accent. He picked out an Amitabh DVD (dont remember which) & told me ``Amitabh gives very good advice--about life--in this movie..``

There happened to be a teenage Indian girl picking movies in that area too. She looked like she was at least 5 yrs younger than Sajid. She looked at him impertinently & said in an aasli Bombay accent..``what the heck are you talking about ,yaar?! Amitabh`s zammana is gone!...see Madhuri in Pukaar!; you`ll like it!``. Sajid very politely & reverentally looked at her feet & said ``if you say so, memsaab!``:))

Over the past few months, I have really liked Sajid. Once, the guy came running to the parking lot , breathlessly juggling a few grocery items I had mistakenly left behind, after I had paid for it. The last few weeks I didnt see Sajid in the dukaan. I happened to ask the store owner, ``where is Sajid, these days?``.

The owner said: ``he went back to Pakistan last month to get married!``

Me: ``huh? didnt realise Sajid was a Pakistani``...he was quite dark (notice my prejudiced subconcious mind ASSUMING he was Indian...because his complexion was..er.. ``wheatish``!:)

Owner: ``yeah; he grew up in a madrassah outside Lahore...he comes from a poor family...but they were worried about him falling in love with a gori...so...
but I hope he can come back with his bride...he wants to..but these days..who knows what will happen?...its hard to come to America now...he was the most honest & hardworking guy I ever hired!``...

Socrates was right: TRUE wisdom comes from life`s experiences, not books..

{{Incidentally, dont worry too much about the muslim heaven stuff. There is no such thing (no ``muslim`` heaven). Per the Quran, even Brahmins can make it too heaven, and I am sure you will get there...}}

many thanks, tahmedji.. but.. but...please dont make me get into that ``mischievious, irreverent mode``, about ``religion``:)
Aw, what the heck...I am who I am...

youre bumming me out, sir...
you mean to tell me there is no ``ispecial`` jannat ...no promised 72 houris?
..you mean to tell me Mohammed Atta & his motley crew of hijackers arent sipping wine & getting their toes nibbled by buxom women, right now?!...sheesh... I would have looooved to be a fly on the wall JUST to watch the expression on Atta`s face when he figured THAT out in ``afterlife``!..

Also, is there any validity to this ``rumour`` that houris should be treated like you treat your sister? I mean...i think it was 12 head who said that...& I dont trust a damn thing that moron says.

Good Lord! if 72 nubile, scantily clad, buxom women were fawning all over me,... nibbling my toes & carressing my ears with their warm breath... & popping grapes lovingly in my mouth...& then i`m expected NOT to get turned on?!!

Jesus.H.Christ...there BETTER be some COLD showers in jannat...otherwise THATS my conception of absolute TORTURE!!!

Juuust kidding!:)

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You damn fool on chowks have scared Waqar Ali Sheikh mian off this site. I suppose y`all are happy now.

For my part, I had a heck of a time laughing while reading his posts. I had many burning question that will not be answered now. Shame on you, Shankar and Tahmed. You people trashed him unnecessarily. He appeared to be a polite and nice guy. His ideas were a bit wacko, but I can name several on Chowk who are wierd in their own way. Can`t you give this guy a break.

Waqar mian, please come back!! I really enjoyed your posts and I want to know more about the real Islam, not the pseudo version espoused by the many who trashed you.

shankar #158 You are right in being concerned about what they teach in the madrassahs. There is a big madrassah right next to sector E-8 in Islamabad (one of the most expensive sectors in that place) on the foothills of the himalayas. The students come out early morning and evening - they all seem to be village boys (brought from their poor families to the madrassah where they get free food, lodging and ``religious instruction``, or so the mullahs think). The students are very well behaved and friendly, and keep their eyes to themselves even as they share the sidewalk with attractive, burqaless young women from the expensive homes in that area. I have always been struck by the two totally different worlds the madrassah youth and these women live in.
I feel really sorry for these students, since they all seem so simple and sincere and well mannered.
YET, I fear (as you do) that these youth will grow into cannon fodder for religious party leaders, and be a source of problems for Pakistan (and its neighbors, to a lesser extent) for the next 20 years at least.
Incidentally, dont worry too much about the muslim heaven stuff. There is no such thing (no ``muslim`` heaven). Per the Quran, even Brahmins can make it too heaven, and I am sure you will get there. Gotta run now, to clear the internet for wife.

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Farzana...
and where are you????!!! this article is soon to go off the first page (but not forgotten i assure you ;-) ) and aap abhi tak haazir nahiN huay....

ms. versey,

``...by dropping bombs on civilians.``

where was your voice (and the voice of others who oppose the US) these past many years as saddam hussein has tortured and killed countless numbers of these same civillians?

the quote is more telling of your resentment of the US then any sense of justice, don`t you think?