Delhi Under Fright, Innocent Targeted Re: # 44

dost-mittar,

.... that is why i have always said that the root of all evil in the world today is saudi arabia and their petro doolars ..... most muslims, indian and paki, look to saudi arabia as an example of how 'islam' can work - they don't realize that if it wern't for the oil under the sand these bedouins would be sitting in the desert pounding sand and waiting for gabriel to appear again ..... i wish we could hurry up and develop fuel cells so that we can send in the marines to liberate the province of hejaz and install huzur mirza masroor ahmed as the first pope of islam ........

Delhi Under Fright, Innocent Targeted Re: # 41

laddu mian,

... i hate to disappoint you, but in my experience indian muslims are more 'muslim' than pakis or saudis ..... the biggest wahabi madrassa is in deoband in india and my hyderabadi friends are always berating pakistan for not doing enough for the ummah ..... they are also disappointed that we pakis have failed to establish an islamic state and come to liberate them ........ i also hear that they cheer for the paki cricket team .....

... i think you are on the right track with your program for a pogrom in delhi ..... muslims just cannot co-exist with kafirs - how many kafirs are left in medina ?

Delhi Under Fright, Innocent Targeted Re: # 30

laddu,

..... so, when and where are you planning to start your 'dirty job'? ..... how about gujarat where you can get modi to help you? ... or are you planning on thackery's support in bombay ? .... i recommend delhi where this crime was carried out and delhi has proven itself during the sikh pogrom of 1984 ....

go, laddu, go!

Delhi Under Fright, Innocent Targeted

tahmed,

.... how is the restoration of the droopy-eyed cj and the re-interpretaion of the koran going ?

..... i hope you don't play the horses or the stock market

Delhi Under Fright, Innocent Targeted Re: # 27

laddu,

..... i will match your 10000 and raise 5000 for the head of the guy who did the bombing in wah a couple of weeks ago and killed 70 people .........

.... now what? .... don't worry, our money is safe ...

Delhi Under Fright, Innocent Targeted Re: # 24

laddu mian,

..... as evidence to support my statment i submit the examples holocaust, cambodia, indo-pak partition, rawanda, bangladesh, kashmir, bajaur, iraq, afghanistan, american slavery, hindoo caste system, aurangzeb, changez khan, hitler, khmer rouge, etc. etc.

..... coming back to the present, i know it make you feel better to know that more pakis were killed in fata yesterday than indians in delhi ..... body count is a legitimate way of keeping score in this game and you are winning ... so be happy and cut out the whining - it is not becoming of a hindoo armchair warrior ......

Delhi Under Fright, Innocent Targeted Re: # 21

levitate mian,

.... if you look at the word 'rectitude' in the dictionary, you will see tahmed's picture next to it ......

.....he means well but it would help if he took his head out of the horse's rear end and saw some daylight .....

Delhi Under Fright, Innocent Targeted Re: # 14

laddu main,

.... don't fret, you will get used to it ...... there comes a point when people walk by a dead body without missing a bite out of their apple ...... man has an insatiable desire to inflict, and an infinite capacity to bear, cruelty and suffering ..

.... but if it makes you feel any better, i will make the hollow gesture of sympathizing with the friends and relatives of the victims of the delhi bombing ..... the victims themselves really don't care

Delhi Under Fright, Innocent Targeted Re: # 15

tahmed mian,

.... meray masoom bhai - the truth is a horrible thing but the sooner we face it, the better off we will be ...... it is better to walk to the gas chamber knowing what you are getting into otherwise you will be disappointed when there is no hot water in the 'shower' ......

The Prejudices Pakistan’s New President Faces

beena,

..... i did not read your article and have no intention of reading it - nothing personal, but so much has been written about our kleptomaniac prince that i don't thnk it can possibly contain anything new unless you can tell me the name and adddress of his mistress in dubai and concubine in london ....

...... in any case, he is the democratically elected president of pakistan and has my full support as long as he is in power ...... unlike tahmed, who has already formed the new and improved movement for the restoration of democracy, i am okay with mr 15% as long as 85% actually goes to the unwashed masses so that they can eat dal roti before going to bed ..... please note, i am not asking for soap and water because i don't think anyone can provide that luxury in the forseeable future ..... besides, i don't think the sheep, with whom abdul shares his bedroom, really care about his body odor ......

.... now, this is not saying that zardari has my unconditional support - as soon as i see the tide turning against him, i will switch my loyalty to general kiyani ......


asif ali zardari zindabad !
sheik rashid zindabad ! (there has to be some consistency in life )

Delhi Under Fright, Innocent Targeted
..... as long as the horrible hindoos continue to occupy kashmir this kind of thing is bound to happen ..... i wouldn't be surprised if the isi had a hand in this bombing, but that is what they are paid to do - it is a lot better than trying to rig local body elections ...... i also think it is okay for raw to retaliate by setting off a bomb or two in baluchistan or lahore ...... it is war, and sh*t happens in a war ..... as for civilian deaths, as callous as it might sound, a couple of hundred people dying in the subcontinent is no big deal - more people die in road accidents in bombay and karachi ...... as westmoreland once said. 'life is cheap in asia' ..... if these people hadn't died in a bomb blast they would have starved to death or got run over by a train as they squatted on the railroad tracks ........

September Morning Re: # 194

urstruly,


.... thanks for putting tahmed in his place - somewhere between chopped liver and dog food ..... i always knew that .....

...... on the other hand i am not willing to accept that i am lower in status than some conniving bedouin, his cunning father-in-law, his rich wife or his weak-kneed nephew who foisted this hoax on ignorant and gullible tribesmen ...

September Morning Re: # 190

bhatti mian,

.... to be very honest i really was not very happy during my nikah - i looked like an idiot with the garland around my neck, the mullah who wanted me to babble some stuff in arabic had horrible breath (as all mullahs do) and i kept on wondering if it was the right thing to do ..... what if michelle phifer wanted me ? ...... mercifully, it was very quick and like my circumcision i don't remember much of it ...... the only religious thing that has permanently scarred me is the azan that someone shouted in my ear when i was a baby ..... the banshee wail of the azan still makes my skin crawl ........

September Morning Re: # 188

tahmed,

..... i was trying to equate bb with mo of mecca but you are right in that he died a natural death and was not a shaheed ....... but are you equating benazir with ali or hussain ? ...... anouzobillah!

September Morning Re: # 186

bhatti mian,

.... the way i undertand it, ali was amin fahimed by abu bakr and his crooked henchman omar ...... you could equate yousaf gilani to abu bakr and omar to zardari ........the great tradition of islamic succession will continue with the assasination of zardari, bilawal and others that follow him ....... ma'shallah !

.... as for my matrimonials, mrs hamidm is not sure if our nikah is valid becuause of my apostasy ..... personally, i am thrilled at the idea of living in sin - it adds an element of excitement ....

September Morning Re: # 184

bhatti mian,

... so you ae saying that abu bakr, the father-in-law, was kind of like zardari who ascended the throne after benazir ? .... that tradition of creating a political dyanasty through marriage which was started by mo of mecca was actually perfected by king saud ..... it is also exemplified by the unholy matrimonial ties between obl and the one-eyed mullah omar .... the agha khan and huzoor mirza masroor are following in the footsteps of mo, abu-bakr, omar, osman, ali, hussain and the other clowns that followed ....