September Morning Re: # 186

bhatti mian,

.... the way i undertand it, ali was amin fahimed by abu bakr and his crooked henchman omar ...... you could equate yousaf gilani to abu bakr and omar to zardari ........the great tradition of islamic succession will continue with the assasination of zardari, bilawal and others that follow him ....... ma'shallah !

.... as for my matrimonials, mrs hamidm is not sure if our nikah is valid becuause of my apostasy ..... personally, i am thrilled at the idea of living in sin - it adds an element of excitement ....

September Morning Re: # 184

bhatti mian,

... so you ae saying that abu bakr, the father-in-law, was kind of like zardari who ascended the throne after benazir ? .... that tradition of creating a political dyanasty through marriage which was started by mo of mecca was actually perfected by king saud ..... it is also exemplified by the unholy matrimonial ties between obl and the one-eyed mullah omar .... the agha khan and huzoor mirza masroor are following in the footsteps of mo, abu-bakr, omar, osman, ali, hussain and the other clowns that followed ....

Muslim Psyche After September 11, 2001 Re: # 98

eklavya mian,

.... tahmed is an aspiring prophet as i explained to you on the other board - on the day of judgement he will be riding on the jackass behind dajal, jesus, obl and the twelfth imam ..... in the meanwhile he is making a jackass out of himself with his kinky interpretation of the koran and consumption of home baked cookies at interfaith meetings in baltimore ...... arjun mian doesn't call him prophetboy for nothing .......

September Morning Re: # 180

eklavya,

.... please butt out of this fight between us moslems - it is a family matter ....

September Morning Re: # 177

bubba mian,

"everything is "jaaiz" after sunset"

.... i know, but happy hour ends at six thirty !

.... this is the kind of discrimination that masadi mian is talking about ....... i think i will petition the state of michigan to pass legislation that will force the bars to have happy hour between 7:48 and 8:48 .... i also think that all bars should be required to serve dates from medina (not the california variety) to its muslim patrons during the special happy hour ....... i hope you will support me in my jihad for equal rights .... jazak allah khair !

September Morning Re: # 178

bhatti mian,

.... please stop spewing hatred against the only peace loving moslems today .... the ahmedis, may the moon god bless them, do not go around flying planes into tall buildings, beheading and stoning people after juma prayers, and blowing up innocent people in the name of a bedouin prophet who claimed to have spoken to a winged creature in a dark cave during this holy month ..... he too created a 'religious hierarchy' when he appointed his close relatives - the abominable four - as his successors ......not to mention the eleven imams and the missing messiah ......

... so quit calling the kettle black and do some introspection even though, i know, it is hard to think on an empty stomach ..... and if you have the urge to blow yourself up, go ahead and make us all happy .......

September Morning Re: # 173

bubba mian,

.... i am perfectly happy with my muslim relatives as long as they don't blow me up accidently when and if they decide to go on a mission from god ..... alhamdolillah, i am particularly happy during ramzan because they are feeding me roh afza milk with samosas (meat), kebabs (beef), biryani(chicken) and palak (with lamb and not paneer like the horrible vegetarian hindoos!) ...... actually, palak paneer is enough reason in itself to divorce yourself from that cult of the elephant nosed god ! ....... however, in spite of all the naimats of the holy month, i must admit that i do have one complaint - in order to please the muslima i live with, i have had to cut back on my drinking during ramadhan ..... it is not as bad as having to give up sex, but it hurts .......

September Morning
eklavya,

.... i don't want to confuse you even more, but i must point out that our own masadi, who we berate and abuse every day, is a deputy of the twelfth imam and speaks to him on a daily basis during this period of occultaion ..... that might explain the divine nature of some of his pronouncements regarding the evil us elite ......

September Morning Re: # 171

eklavya,


.... no, no, no .... you are mixing apples and ganderis - this 'huzoor' is fifth messiah and the great-grandson of the messiah of rabwah .... the other one is the 49th imam and the great grandson of the man who founded pakistan; he is also rita hayworth's nephew ........ but you are right - like me they are both descended from grndpa gopinath but, as i have explained earlier, he just could not stand worshiping his steak instead of eating it ..... i think he made the right choice and all of us - huzoor, mawlana hazar imam and i - are happy to be rid of our horrible hindoo relatives ......... and we are all waiting for the twelveth imam who hid from us way back when - once he appears on the scene we might have to reshuffle the deck and, who knows, tahmed might end up being a prophet after all - of course, he will have to fight jesus and obl for that position ........

September Morning Re: # 168

ekalvya,

'huzur' refers to his holiness mirza masroor ahmed khalifatul masih V ..... he is the leader of 200 million peaceful muslims (as opposed to the violent garden variety) and, inshallah, will one day lead all those who worship the moon god and his bedouin prophet ...... takbeer! (sorry, ramzan brings out the passion in me) ......... he is also tony blair's neighbor and can be found at the corner pub drinking beer after jumaaa prayers .........

September Morning Re: # 167

bj mian,

... you are right and my sprinkler guy and tehsin's cleaning lady are ready to bear testimony ...... however, people like mad masadi and the welfare mommas are trapped in the ghetto of their mind and the front porch of their crack house ..... they choose to sit on a perfectly good sofa that they salavaged from the dumpster and whine and cuss at the white man instead of getting off their government cheese-fed wide posteriors and doing something to change their circumstances ........

..... like 'white', 'colored' too is a state of mind ........ ask kwame kirkpatrick and marion barry ......

Muslim Psyche After September 11, 2001
mard bano!

.... i see that tahmed is the lone defender of islam on this board .... but even he has given up against the onslaught by the horrible heeng eating vegetarian hindoos ......... shame on you, tahmed .... these are the same people who dropped their dhotis as they retreated before ghori, taimur, ghazni, babar, ahmed shah and musharraf (at kargil) ..... tahmed mian, mard bano !

A Dismal Performance! democracy arrives and departs

...... a week after being elected president, zardari mian is off on a 'private' trip to dubai and uk ........ who is this man and what business does he have in dubai and uk ? .....

US Commando Strike in Waziristan Re: # 171

et tu, hp ? ........... "US which went in Iraq w/o any provocation and reason?"

..... if there ever was a just war it is the war in iraq ...... it was a day late, a dollar short and the aftermath of a brilliant military victory was poorly executed, but it was a just war never the less ...... a megalomanic dictator has been removed and iraq has the first functioning democracy in that region since muhammad overthrew the legitimate government in mecca ...... it is still work in progress, but we have come a long way baby ! ......... next, iran ...... the civilized world cannot afford to wait while crazy dictators and mad mullahs tinker with nukes that will threaten mankind sooner or later ......

..... hp, stop whining and support your troops who will be in that region for the next fifty years .... we have to fulfill our manifest destiny

US Commando Strike in Waziristan Re: # 161

bubba mian,

... give me a break ! ..... all i want is some temporary relief - as soon as the market hits 14K again i am pulling out and investing in tulip bulbs and life insurance companies catering to suicide bombers

Dr Afia Siddiqui\'s Case

here is how you fight terrorism :

BEIJING — Local governments in a Muslim desert region in western China have imposed strict limits on religious practices during the traditional Muslim fasting month of Ramadan, which began last week, according to the Web sites of four of those governments.

The rules include prohibiting women from wearing veils and men from growing beards, as well as barring government officials from observing Ramadan. One town, Yingmaili, requires that local officials check up on mosques at least twice a week during Ramadan.