Delhi Under Fright, Innocent Targeted
laddu main,
.... don't fret, you will get used to it ...... there comes a point when people walk by a dead body without missing a bite out of their apple ...... man has an insatiable desire to inflict, and an infinite capacity to bear, cruelty and suffering ..
.... but if it makes you feel any better, i will make the hollow gesture of sympathizing with the friends and relatives of the victims of the delhi bombing ..... the victims themselves really don't care
Posted by
hamidm2
Sep 14, 2008 05:32 am
Re: # 14laddu main,
.... don't fret, you will get used to it ...... there comes a point when people walk by a dead body without missing a bite out of their apple ...... man has an insatiable desire to inflict, and an infinite capacity to bear, cruelty and suffering ..
.... but if it makes you feel any better, i will make the hollow gesture of sympathizing with the friends and relatives of the victims of the delhi bombing ..... the victims themselves really don't care
Delhi Under Fright, Innocent Targeted
tahmed mian,
.... meray masoom bhai - the truth is a horrible thing but the sooner we face it, the better off we will be ...... it is better to walk to the gas chamber knowing what you are getting into otherwise you will be disappointed when there is no hot water in the 'shower' ......
Posted by
hamidm2
Sep 14, 2008 05:24 am
Re: # 15tahmed mian,
.... meray masoom bhai - the truth is a horrible thing but the sooner we face it, the better off we will be ...... it is better to walk to the gas chamber knowing what you are getting into otherwise you will be disappointed when there is no hot water in the 'shower' ......
The Prejudices Pakistan’s New President Faces
beena,
..... i did not read your article and have no intention of reading it - nothing personal, but so much has been written about our kleptomaniac prince that i don't thnk it can possibly contain anything new unless you can tell me the name and adddress of his mistress in dubai and concubine in london ....
...... in any case, he is the democratically elected president of pakistan and has my full support as long as he is in power ...... unlike tahmed, who has already formed the new and improved movement for the restoration of democracy, i am okay with mr 15% as long as 85% actually goes to the unwashed masses so that they can eat dal roti before going to bed ..... please note, i am not asking for soap and water because i don't think anyone can provide that luxury in the forseeable future ..... besides, i don't think the sheep, with whom abdul shares his bedroom, really care about his body odor ......
.... now, this is not saying that zardari has my unconditional support - as soon as i see the tide turning against him, i will switch my loyalty to general kiyani ......
asif ali zardari zindabad !
sheik rashid zindabad ! (there has to be some consistency in life )
Posted by
hamidm2
Sep 14, 2008 05:21 am
beena,
..... i did not read your article and have no intention of reading it - nothing personal, but so much has been written about our kleptomaniac prince that i don't thnk it can possibly contain anything new unless you can tell me the name and adddress of his mistress in dubai and concubine in london ....
...... in any case, he is the democratically elected president of pakistan and has my full support as long as he is in power ...... unlike tahmed, who has already formed the new and improved movement for the restoration of democracy, i am okay with mr 15% as long as 85% actually goes to the unwashed masses so that they can eat dal roti before going to bed ..... please note, i am not asking for soap and water because i don't think anyone can provide that luxury in the forseeable future ..... besides, i don't think the sheep, with whom abdul shares his bedroom, really care about his body odor ......
.... now, this is not saying that zardari has my unconditional support - as soon as i see the tide turning against him, i will switch my loyalty to general kiyani ......
asif ali zardari zindabad !
sheik rashid zindabad ! (there has to be some consistency in life )
Delhi Under Fright, Innocent Targeted
..... as long as the horrible hindoos continue to occupy kashmir this kind of thing is bound to happen ..... i wouldn't be surprised if the isi had a hand in this bombing, but that is what they are paid to do - it is a lot better than trying to rig local body elections ...... i also think it is okay for raw to retaliate by setting off a bomb or two in baluchistan or lahore ...... it is war, and sh*t happens in a war ..... as for civilian deaths, as callous as it might sound, a couple of hundred people dying in the subcontinent is no big deal - more people die in road accidents in bombay and karachi ...... as westmoreland once said. 'life is cheap in asia' ..... if these people hadn't died in a bomb blast they would have starved to death or got run over by a train as they squatted on the railroad tracks ........
Posted by
hamidm2
Sep 14, 2008 05:02 am
..... as long as the horrible hindoos continue to occupy kashmir this kind of thing is bound to happen ..... i wouldn't be surprised if the isi had a hand in this bombing, but that is what they are paid to do - it is a lot better than trying to rig local body elections ...... i also think it is okay for raw to retaliate by setting off a bomb or two in baluchistan or lahore ...... it is war, and sh*t happens in a war ..... as for civilian deaths, as callous as it might sound, a couple of hundred people dying in the subcontinent is no big deal - more people die in road accidents in bombay and karachi ...... as westmoreland once said. 'life is cheap in asia' ..... if these people hadn't died in a bomb blast they would have starved to death or got run over by a train as they squatted on the railroad tracks ........
September Morning
urstruly,
.... thanks for putting tahmed in his place - somewhere between chopped liver and dog food ..... i always knew that .....
...... on the other hand i am not willing to accept that i am lower in status than some conniving bedouin, his cunning father-in-law, his rich wife or his weak-kneed nephew who foisted this hoax on ignorant and gullible tribesmen ...
Posted by
hamidm2
Sep 13, 2008 02:52 pm
Re: # 194urstruly,
.... thanks for putting tahmed in his place - somewhere between chopped liver and dog food ..... i always knew that .....
...... on the other hand i am not willing to accept that i am lower in status than some conniving bedouin, his cunning father-in-law, his rich wife or his weak-kneed nephew who foisted this hoax on ignorant and gullible tribesmen ...
September Morning
bhatti mian,
.... to be very honest i really was not very happy during my nikah - i looked like an idiot with the garland around my neck, the mullah who wanted me to babble some stuff in arabic had horrible breath (as all mullahs do) and i kept on wondering if it was the right thing to do ..... what if michelle phifer wanted me ? ...... mercifully, it was very quick and like my circumcision i don't remember much of it ...... the only religious thing that has permanently scarred me is the azan that someone shouted in my ear when i was a baby ..... the banshee wail of the azan still makes my skin crawl ........
Posted by
hamidm2
Sep 13, 2008 01:16 pm
Re: # 190bhatti mian,
.... to be very honest i really was not very happy during my nikah - i looked like an idiot with the garland around my neck, the mullah who wanted me to babble some stuff in arabic had horrible breath (as all mullahs do) and i kept on wondering if it was the right thing to do ..... what if michelle phifer wanted me ? ...... mercifully, it was very quick and like my circumcision i don't remember much of it ...... the only religious thing that has permanently scarred me is the azan that someone shouted in my ear when i was a baby ..... the banshee wail of the azan still makes my skin crawl ........
September Morning
tahmed,
..... i was trying to equate bb with mo of mecca but you are right in that he died a natural death and was not a shaheed ....... but are you equating benazir with ali or hussain ? ...... anouzobillah!
Posted by
hamidm2
Sep 13, 2008 11:18 am
Re: # 188tahmed,
..... i was trying to equate bb with mo of mecca but you are right in that he died a natural death and was not a shaheed ....... but are you equating benazir with ali or hussain ? ...... anouzobillah!
September Morning
bhatti mian,
.... the way i undertand it, ali was amin fahimed by abu bakr and his crooked henchman omar ...... you could equate yousaf gilani to abu bakr and omar to zardari ........the great tradition of islamic succession will continue with the assasination of zardari, bilawal and others that follow him ....... ma'shallah !
.... as for my matrimonials, mrs hamidm is not sure if our nikah is valid becuause of my apostasy ..... personally, i am thrilled at the idea of living in sin - it adds an element of excitement ....
Posted by
hamidm2
Sep 13, 2008 08:57 am
Re: # 186bhatti mian,
.... the way i undertand it, ali was amin fahimed by abu bakr and his crooked henchman omar ...... you could equate yousaf gilani to abu bakr and omar to zardari ........the great tradition of islamic succession will continue with the assasination of zardari, bilawal and others that follow him ....... ma'shallah !
.... as for my matrimonials, mrs hamidm is not sure if our nikah is valid becuause of my apostasy ..... personally, i am thrilled at the idea of living in sin - it adds an element of excitement ....
September Morning
bhatti mian,
... so you ae saying that abu bakr, the father-in-law, was kind of like zardari who ascended the throne after benazir ? .... that tradition of creating a political dyanasty through marriage which was started by mo of mecca was actually perfected by king saud ..... it is also exemplified by the unholy matrimonial ties between obl and the one-eyed mullah omar .... the agha khan and huzoor mirza masroor are following in the footsteps of mo, abu-bakr, omar, osman, ali, hussain and the other clowns that followed ....
Posted by
hamidm2
Sep 13, 2008 08:04 am
Re: # 184bhatti mian,
... so you ae saying that abu bakr, the father-in-law, was kind of like zardari who ascended the throne after benazir ? .... that tradition of creating a political dyanasty through marriage which was started by mo of mecca was actually perfected by king saud ..... it is also exemplified by the unholy matrimonial ties between obl and the one-eyed mullah omar .... the agha khan and huzoor mirza masroor are following in the footsteps of mo, abu-bakr, omar, osman, ali, hussain and the other clowns that followed ....
Muslim Psyche After September 11, 2001
eklavya mian,
.... tahmed is an aspiring prophet as i explained to you on the other board - on the day of judgement he will be riding on the jackass behind dajal, jesus, obl and the twelfth imam ..... in the meanwhile he is making a jackass out of himself with his kinky interpretation of the koran and consumption of home baked cookies at interfaith meetings in baltimore ...... arjun mian doesn't call him prophetboy for nothing .......
Posted by
hamidm2
Sep 13, 2008 07:56 am
Re: # 98eklavya mian,
.... tahmed is an aspiring prophet as i explained to you on the other board - on the day of judgement he will be riding on the jackass behind dajal, jesus, obl and the twelfth imam ..... in the meanwhile he is making a jackass out of himself with his kinky interpretation of the koran and consumption of home baked cookies at interfaith meetings in baltimore ...... arjun mian doesn't call him prophetboy for nothing .......
September Morning
eklavya,
.... please butt out of this fight between us moslems - it is a family matter ....
Posted by
hamidm2
Sep 13, 2008 07:09 am
Re: # 180eklavya,
.... please butt out of this fight between us moslems - it is a family matter ....
September Morning
bubba mian,
"everything is "jaaiz" after sunset"
.... i know, but happy hour ends at six thirty !
.... this is the kind of discrimination that masadi mian is talking about ....... i think i will petition the state of michigan to pass legislation that will force the bars to have happy hour between 7:48 and 8:48 .... i also think that all bars should be required to serve dates from medina (not the california variety) to its muslim patrons during the special happy hour ....... i hope you will support me in my jihad for equal rights .... jazak allah khair !
Posted by
hamidm2
Sep 13, 2008 07:06 am
Re: # 177bubba mian,
"everything is "jaaiz" after sunset"
.... i know, but happy hour ends at six thirty !
.... this is the kind of discrimination that masadi mian is talking about ....... i think i will petition the state of michigan to pass legislation that will force the bars to have happy hour between 7:48 and 8:48 .... i also think that all bars should be required to serve dates from medina (not the california variety) to its muslim patrons during the special happy hour ....... i hope you will support me in my jihad for equal rights .... jazak allah khair !
September Morning
bhatti mian,
.... please stop spewing hatred against the only peace loving moslems today .... the ahmedis, may the moon god bless them, do not go around flying planes into tall buildings, beheading and stoning people after juma prayers, and blowing up innocent people in the name of a bedouin prophet who claimed to have spoken to a winged creature in a dark cave during this holy month ..... he too created a 'religious hierarchy' when he appointed his close relatives - the abominable four - as his successors ......not to mention the eleven imams and the missing messiah ......
... so quit calling the kettle black and do some introspection even though, i know, it is hard to think on an empty stomach ..... and if you have the urge to blow yourself up, go ahead and make us all happy .......
Posted by
hamidm2
Sep 13, 2008 06:56 am
Re: # 178bhatti mian,
.... please stop spewing hatred against the only peace loving moslems today .... the ahmedis, may the moon god bless them, do not go around flying planes into tall buildings, beheading and stoning people after juma prayers, and blowing up innocent people in the name of a bedouin prophet who claimed to have spoken to a winged creature in a dark cave during this holy month ..... he too created a 'religious hierarchy' when he appointed his close relatives - the abominable four - as his successors ......not to mention the eleven imams and the missing messiah ......
... so quit calling the kettle black and do some introspection even though, i know, it is hard to think on an empty stomach ..... and if you have the urge to blow yourself up, go ahead and make us all happy .......
September Morning
bubba mian,
.... i am perfectly happy with my muslim relatives as long as they don't blow me up accidently when and if they decide to go on a mission from god ..... alhamdolillah, i am particularly happy during ramzan because they are feeding me roh afza milk with samosas (meat), kebabs (beef), biryani(chicken) and palak (with lamb and not paneer like the horrible vegetarian hindoos!) ...... actually, palak paneer is enough reason in itself to divorce yourself from that cult of the elephant nosed god ! ....... however, in spite of all the naimats of the holy month, i must admit that i do have one complaint - in order to please the muslima i live with, i have had to cut back on my drinking during ramadhan ..... it is not as bad as having to give up sex, but it hurts .......
Posted by
hamidm2
Sep 13, 2008 06:15 am
Re: # 173bubba mian,
.... i am perfectly happy with my muslim relatives as long as they don't blow me up accidently when and if they decide to go on a mission from god ..... alhamdolillah, i am particularly happy during ramzan because they are feeding me roh afza milk with samosas (meat), kebabs (beef), biryani(chicken) and palak (with lamb and not paneer like the horrible vegetarian hindoos!) ...... actually, palak paneer is enough reason in itself to divorce yourself from that cult of the elephant nosed god ! ....... however, in spite of all the naimats of the holy month, i must admit that i do have one complaint - in order to please the muslima i live with, i have had to cut back on my drinking during ramadhan ..... it is not as bad as having to give up sex, but it hurts .......
September Morning
eklavya,
.... i don't want to confuse you even more, but i must point out that our own masadi, who we berate and abuse every day, is a deputy of the twelfth imam and speaks to him on a daily basis during this period of occultaion ..... that might explain the divine nature of some of his pronouncements regarding the evil us elite ......
Posted by
hamidm2
Sep 13, 2008 06:03 am
eklavya,
.... i don't want to confuse you even more, but i must point out that our own masadi, who we berate and abuse every day, is a deputy of the twelfth imam and speaks to him on a daily basis during this period of occultaion ..... that might explain the divine nature of some of his pronouncements regarding the evil us elite ......
September Morning
eklavya,
.... no, no, no .... you are mixing apples and ganderis - this 'huzoor' is fifth messiah and the great-grandson of the messiah of rabwah .... the other one is the 49th imam and the great grandson of the man who founded pakistan; he is also rita hayworth's nephew ........ but you are right - like me they are both descended from grndpa gopinath but, as i have explained earlier, he just could not stand worshiping his steak instead of eating it ..... i think he made the right choice and all of us - huzoor, mawlana hazar imam and i - are happy to be rid of our horrible hindoo relatives ......... and we are all waiting for the twelveth imam who hid from us way back when - once he appears on the scene we might have to reshuffle the deck and, who knows, tahmed might end up being a prophet after all - of course, he will have to fight jesus and obl for that position ........
Posted by
hamidm2
Sep 13, 2008 05:49 am
Re: # 171eklavya,
.... no, no, no .... you are mixing apples and ganderis - this 'huzoor' is fifth messiah and the great-grandson of the messiah of rabwah .... the other one is the 49th imam and the great grandson of the man who founded pakistan; he is also rita hayworth's nephew ........ but you are right - like me they are both descended from grndpa gopinath but, as i have explained earlier, he just could not stand worshiping his steak instead of eating it ..... i think he made the right choice and all of us - huzoor, mawlana hazar imam and i - are happy to be rid of our horrible hindoo relatives ......... and we are all waiting for the twelveth imam who hid from us way back when - once he appears on the scene we might have to reshuffle the deck and, who knows, tahmed might end up being a prophet after all - of course, he will have to fight jesus and obl for that position ........
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