MQM - History and Origins Re: # 114

tahmed mian,

.... by the way, what happened to the 'revolution of the civil society' - is it over ? .... are we there and having fun ? .... what happened to the droopy eyed cj? ... the other day, i heard his chief tabalchi and ugal-dan carrier, aithezaz ahsan, saying that the bar associations had quit the movement and that he and the cj were going on tour of southern punjab with ali ahmed kurd as the harmonium player ..... i am sure the cj's new ghungroo routine will be a big hit ....

Better Times Re: # 10

ijaz mian,

... are you suggesting that gop is using germ warfare against the swati taliban ? ....if so, it is the first right thing they have done since ousting musharraf .... however, i suspect this thing has more to do with the personal hygiene and sanitary standards of the swatis ...... the people of the subcontinent - horrible hindoos and pakis alike - are the filthiest folks on the planet ....... i am surprised the species has survived

MQM - History and Origins Re: # 85

tahmed sahib,

.... i am surprised at you reaction to ahmedmadani sahib's style of english ..... he is perhaps the most knowledgeable and intelligent interactor on chowk and his acerbic posts are not only funny, they also have a lot depth and content ...... i, for, one enjoy the heck out of his posts ...... the man is a genius !

madani sahib, keep them coming ......

p.s. chowk staff, please ban masadi

Salt N Pepper
chowk staff,

.... please ban masadi .... thanks

Reforming Religious Fundamentalists Re: # 66

arjun mian,

.... all this doesn't matter, if yasser mian says it is gandhi's fault, then it must be so ...... look, any man who looks like that has to be guilty of something .....

...... maybe the fundamentalist are behaving the way they are because they do not want to be confused with that man ...maybe these suicide bombers want to kill themselves because they can't bear the thought that they might have come from the same gene pool as that pathetic looking creature ...... look, as reasonable as i try to be, i still have a morbid fear of cucumbers and cauliflower and other vegetables .... why? .... i think deep down we all resent the disgrace brought upon us by that half naked vagabond - i live in dread of being mistaken for a gandhi loving indian ..... i really resent it when the bleached blonde floozie at work asks me if the urine therapy recommended by gandhi ji really works .... sometimes i feel like correcting her and telling her that it was morarji desai and not gandhi, but then she might think i am an indian and that would be a fate worse than death ........ so, i just tell her i am a paki and that 'we' are not like those weird people on the wrong side of the border .......

... so yasser mian is right - gandhi ji is responsible for our predicament ......... maybe dr sohail can give you a more scientific explanation for this phenomenon .... now go and write some code, or whatever it is that you do when you have a date with yourself on a saturday night ....

Reforming Religious Fundamentalists Re: # 62

arjun mian,

... i think yasser mian means something else ..... since he is the resident expert on the shennigans of that half naked beggar, you should pay close atttention to what he is saying ..... you horrible hindoos have made an industry out of selling that pathetic creature to the west, but we pakis know better ...... we will buy bollywood filums and betelnut leaves from khatris and banias, but we will not buy gandhiji or heeng .......

Reforming Religious Fundamentalists
.......... after reading this story, i have decided that you can go ahead and bury me even though i am scared to death of being buried alive !

.... damn! these fundamentalists are scary and they win again ........

p.s. apologies to my hindoo friends who were planning a big party at my cremation

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/10/04/nyregion/04cremate.html

Reforming Religious Fundamentalists Re: # 55

dr cheema sahib,

..... please stay tuned ......... we might need your help if dr sohail sahib recommends a full frontal lobotomy ..... i assume you are qualified to perform this procedure

Reforming Religious Fundamentalists

dr sohail sahib,

.... forget about reforming taliban an other bearded whackos for a minute and let us focus on masadi's sad condition ....... in your professional opinion does he suffer from paranoia, schizophrenia, low self esteem, male impotence or just plian old stupidity ?....... as a lay person, i would say 'all of the above' but then, what do you know .........

..... he is a tortured soul who thinks that the us elite aided and abetted by the chowk staff and tahmed are out to get him .... now, we all know that tahmed is a scoundrel but i doubt he is out to ruin mad masadi .... the chowk staff can be accused of incompetence, but i don't think they would bother with a pisoo (flea, or is it gnat?) like masadi ............ that leaves the 'us elite', which has bigger things like the wall street crisis and the sarah palin to worry about ......... please help masadi

thank you

Reforming Religious Fundamentalists dr sohail sahib,

..... this is the funniest article that i did not read on chowk ! please don't be offended, i don't read most of the articles past the first paragraph because, being a clairvoyant, i can tell exactly what is in it ......

..... anyway, i was going to suggest art classes for the talibs but it seems somone has already recommended that ..... i am surprised some of our hindoo friends have not recommended yoga, meditation and levitation .... i would also suggest looking into tai-chi, whirling and hypnosis ..... personally, i think we should focus on chinese style re-education, and if that doesn't work we should brand them as apostates and hand them over to the saudis

..... but, you are a very funny man!

Coming to America Re: # 128

tahmed mian,


.... when these fools in macomb county were employed they were 'reagen democrats', now that they are employed they are back to being union slackers ....... it can happen to anyone - i myself might be one paycheck from being a democrat ..... let's pray i don't have to suffer that indignity .....ameen

Coming to America Re: # 129

tahmed,

.... if a nutcase like zeena is allowed to vote, i am not voting at all ........ there has to be some minimum standard of mental competency for people being allowed to vote ..... if nitwits, boneheads and dolts like zeena are allowed to vote we should cancel the elections ........ today it is her, tomorrow an imbecile like masadi might find his way to the polling booth .......

..... as a protest, please join me in boycotting this election ........

p.s. zeena bibi, i don't mean to be cruel but you need help .... please contact dr sohail

Coming to America
does anyone know who red-flagged my post? ..... why? ... i did not use any one of the seven dirty words that can get you in trouble with prudes on prunes ..... i suspect it is masadi who is sulking because i don't like him - everyone wants me to love them, but i have only so much to give ....

..... anyway, since it is rosh hashana i will forgive him ...

happy rosh hashana

Coming to America Re: # 111

tahmed,

..... you are silly - baraq hussein osama is threatening to bomb pakistan and you would still support him ? ..... look, the man is a house nigger who is out to prove that he is white - such men are more dangerous than house moslems from india ....... besides, i might not have much of a retirement account, but i am still not willing to share it with welfare mommas and ingrates like masadi ......

Coming to America
... comnig back to palin, i am a little upset that my man mccain picked her as his running mate ..... initially i was thrilled by the idea of a nice looking woman putting the shine on the old man, but the more i hear her talk the more concerned i get ..... she still needs her political training bra and i am afraid biden might wipe the floor with her .... oh well, i would even vote for jackass as long as he/she is a republican, although most jackasses are democrats .......


... pakis, support your duly elected president and stop whining

zardari zindabad !
patraeus zindabad !

Coming to America

general petraeus zindabad

Militants in Pakistan pose a threat to the country's existence, according the the American General, David Petraeus.

"They (Pakistan) clearly have a threat," he said, "the nature of which and the importance of which is increasingly being recognised by those in Islamabad."

"You have heard the newly elected President Zadari. You've heard the army chief and others all recognise that this is in a sense an existentialist threat, this is a threat to Pakistan's very existence," the general added.

"It is one with which they must deal. Now they can deal with it in a comprehensive manner," Gen Petraeus continued, saying that there would be Pakistani solutions to the problems and that Pakistan should be supported as it tries to tackle the militants in the country.

zardari zindabad !