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What Next After Karachi’s Carnage?
Posted by Behram1 May 17, 2007 01:16 pm
Tahmed32 is correct.
Militant Liberalism
Posted by Behram1 May 12, 2007 11:38 am
Good comments
Swearing-in Ceremony with Hand on the Bible?
Posted by Behram1 Dec 9, 2006 09:35 pm
Re: # 385 by arjun2 on December 9, 2006 9:18pm PT

Once again you forgot to get your drugs

{Affirmative action is not the ``law of the land``..Corporations practise it on a voluntary basis to give inbred retards and other pakis a shot...and yet they can`t make it...which explains the lack of a paki billionaire as opposed to the indian billionaires... }

Yeah rite. You choutia what would you know with your disease, eh!

Only you would suggest that. Just like Haliburton would do anything voluntarily.

Oooh! now we see some threats from this autist.

{I`m sure if somebody were to mail behram`s choice posts to the certification board and cc a copy to the austin-american statesman, retardo would stop getting even the small time jobs..then he`d have to do what other pakis do...drive cabs or deliver pizza...}

Yeah, let us invite the austin-american stateman to this chowk, and let them write about what is happening in the hindoo land. Why not call your RAW agents in the US? or How about calling your Hindoo Mafia hitmen to get me killed, eh? You can do all of that, could you not? Coming from Hindoo Land that is all you are capable of. Intimidation.

So you consider me as a Paki? Go check your own definition regarding who define a Paki? Your bipolar nature is obvious to all on this chowk for a long time.

Just go get your drugs, you idiot one-liner bharwa.
Swearing-in Ceremony with Hand on the Bible?
Posted by Behram1 Dec 9, 2006 09:13 pm
Re: # 380 by ranjit on December 9, 2006 7:43pm PT

Myopic Hindoo Bharwas {Except for bawaji, I am all for civilized conversations with other pakistanis.}

You are just like that other autist myopic bharwa from your Hindoo Land. On one of his earlier post he was making a distinction between a Paki and a Pakistani, and how he likes Pakistanis, and is against Pakis.

Well, you bharwas have no intellect at all. How can you have a civilized conversation with anybody at all?

Swearing-in Ceremony with Hand on the Bible?
Posted by Behram1 Dec 9, 2006 01:02 pm
Re: # 358 by arjun2 on December 9, 2006 9:13am PT

Myopic austist, bharwa you write

{you`all will have to excuse behram..the vultures have started feeding on his brain when he`s alive...so he`s doubly disadvantaged... }

To excuse someone requires generosity, and the Hindoo Bharwas from Hindoo Land do not have any such qualities. .

Now go get your drugs, and find me the cut&paste web link to my post #362.
Swearing-in Ceremony with Hand on the Bible?
Posted by Behram1 Dec 9, 2006 12:56 pm
The Economist magazine recently published a research report from World Institute for Development Economics Research (WIDER) in Helsinki, wherein they suggest:

If you had more than $2,161 (in 2,000) you belonged to the wealthier half of the human race. For more than $515,000 (in 2,000) you could hobnob with the top 1% (this group contains 37 million adults)

Obviously, by this definition, substantial majority of Hindoos of Hindoo Land belong to the poorer half of the human race.

Price of Privelege: Minimum wealth required to be in:

Top 1% = $ 515,512
Top 5% = $ 150,145
Top 10% = $ 61,041
Top 20% = $ 14,169
Top 30% = $ 6,318
Top 40% = $ 3,517
Top 50% = $2,161


Before Hindoo Bharwas start salivating, be careful there is a difference between net worth and having income (neither of which the Hindoo Bharwas of Hindoo Land have)

Stagnating Pakistan-Iran Relations
Posted by Behram1 Dec 9, 2006 07:17 am
Re: # 183

Abaiy o! gaando:

Do Hindoos ever had a halal or haraam concept?

{Restrict the criticism to this ehsaan faramosh Parsee bhangi whose only pastime seems to sniff people`s arseholes squatting by the raiway tracks }

Abbaiy bharway, what ehsaan are you talking about?

And it is only the hindoos who are sniffing other hindoos asses. Just look around at this site.
A Humanistic Approach Towards Mental Illness
Posted by Behram1 Dec 8, 2006 08:42 pm
Re: # 10 by ranjit on December 8, 2006 6:53pm PT

{Hey doc, you dont need to go to Pakistan to treat mentally ill people. You have the perfect patient waiting for your help right here in the US - Mr. Behram Atashband, aka Retardo aka Austin waley Bawaji. He badly needs your expert attention as soon as possible. I have never met a bigger cuckoo than him. }

Actually, you yourself are the biggest fucked up Hindoo bharwa on this chowk.

{Of course, there is also the possibility that after trying to treat him you may go insane yourself. }

Just worry about your bipolar and autist hindoos who have infested this chowk.

You are just a myopic, delusional hindoo bharwa, that all


Swearing-in Ceremony with Hand on the Bible?
Posted by Behram1 Dec 8, 2006 08:26 pm
Re: # 311 by subhashjoshi on December 8, 2006 11:51am PT

{Re: # 310 Jang

[hamidm, urtruly will soon be employed by a hindooo.. ]

No, he will soon be fired by a Hindoo. }

Yeah rite?

Stop your delusion, and look around.

No Hindoo bharwa is capable of having their own engineering company at least in my state?



El-cheapo Hindoo code coolies of Hindoo Land`s cheater`s class works while knowing their employers are paying them less than 10% of what they bring to the company.

Hindoos from Hindoo Land have repeatedly spout their mantra for Wipro that has a revenue per employee of $100,000.00. Yet in Business Week the mafiaso Boss Azim Premji himself has said that he gets the code coolies for $9,000.00.

For Hindoo bharwas of Hindoo Land to understand:

For a small consulting firm the revenue per employee and their salary is never more than 3 times, compared to these corporate employed Hindoo chouitas, who get less than 10% of what they bring in for their employers.

Intellect is a rare commodity for these Hindoo bharwas peddlers of corporate shenanigans:



Small consulting engineering company never charges more than 3 times the revenue per employee.

Hindoo bharwas of corporation works for corporations that always charges more than 10 times the revenue per employee.

No wonder the world is recognizing Hindoo bharwas of Hindoo Land.

Swearing-in Ceremony with Hand on the Bible?
Posted by Behram1 Dec 8, 2006 08:06 pm
Re: # 300 by subhashjoshi on December 8, 2006 10:30am PT

There are too many hindoo bharwas on this chowk. These daal eaters (for those who don`t know what a daal is, it just looks like a babies shit) and these hindoos eat them with their bare hands, mixing it with rice by their dirty fingers, and they are seen licking it.

About rice produced in Hindoo Land

In an article, dated December 6, in Wall Street Journal, a research group from California, found that rice produced in nine States of Hindoo Land is generally polluted and unfit for human consumption. Other than killing the environment about Hindoo Land, the other causes that were cited were deteriorating irrigation system and soil condition.

Of course the researchers should have seen how burning of women is taking place in Hindoo Land, because of non-payment of expected dowry, and those Hindoo Land squatters on the rail road tracks.

Now, even Wall Street Journal has recognized that

Hindoo Land is killing Mother Earth.



So where is that gaando bharwa Harimau?
Swearing-in Ceremony with Hand on the Bible?
Posted by Behram1 Dec 8, 2006 10:06 am
Re: # 293 by arjun2 on December 8, 2006 9:49am PT

Wow! wait a second your autism is just starting to show up once again. Go get your drugs. You would not know in a million years what type of sickness you have.

You have no respect whatsoever for any behavior, because you are sick to the core with autism.

You are just sick with autism because you can not differentiate between a venom spouting hindoo from Hindoo Land who kills 77 women every hour.

You are just sick with autism because all you can do is express your point of view with one liners.

[there`s a difference..pakiness is a state of mind..jihad, allah, 1 muslim = 10 indians, kashmir banega pakistan and all that.. ]

You are just the usual bogus bharwa from hindoo land who can can criticise the killings of innocent muslims in that evil land of of Gujrat where majority of LUHI parsees live.

[the guy who moved next to my old townhouse, OTOH, is a paki..he`s an actual cab driver as opposed to my friend who works in Accenture..the paki parks his cab without paying the property tax for a business vehicle..he covers up the cab company logo at night...]

Just like your Hindoo Land`s caste system, you are just a commoner from the cheater`s class hiding behind some bogus drummed up meritocratic nomenclature.

You autistic idiot, you are bogus and you know that. Stop spewing your filth and hate and stop justifying your mentality.


Swearing-in Ceremony with Hand on the Bible?
Posted by Behram1 Dec 8, 2006 09:55 am
Re: # 290 by arjun2 on December 8, 2006 9:26am PT

Hey choutia Autist:

{If community colleges have quotas,} That community college quotas are reserved for the meritocratic Hindoo bharwas from the cheaters class.

{you might want to get a finance 101 for inbred retard course...they can teach you the difference between revenue and market cap...}

What would you know? You have autism.

No wonder you remain the stupid choutia from Hindoo Land, that constantly parade here naked with your stupid cut&paste web links.

Wasn`t those bogus market cap that created the tech crash, with those bogus inflated expectations of shares of Cisco, Lucent, and Sun Microsystems. You choutia, Lucent was selling at over $70.00 per share, and now Alcatel bougth them out.

Do you now know what happened to that funny teeth Scott McNeeley? Ooops did he have a Hindoo bharwa who invented computer software Unix System that would take over the world? eh!

Uh! Choutias like you in Hindoo Out (CIHO)


Swearing-in Ceremony with Hand on the Bible?
Posted by Behram1 Dec 8, 2006 08:27 am
Re: # 286 by iron_mask on December 8, 2006 8:15am PT

[man! you are seriously loco......you need to visit your local shrink....
good day to you]

Actually it is you who should visit a counselor and figure out why you have so much venom against my favorite country Pakistan, and muslims from Pakistan.

Pakistan is a humane society that Ahriman indoctrinated Hindoos from Hindoo Land will never understand.


Swearing-in Ceremony with Hand on the Bible?
Posted by Behram1 Dec 8, 2006 08:03 am

This is what that great Persian Poet Fiduasi suggested regarding the true Zoroastrian fighters

Maguoid a atash parastaan boudand
Parstanday paak e yazdaan bodund



This was for the fighting Persians.

This was not for those who fled to the sanctity of Hindoo Land, to Live Under the Influence of Hindoos (LUHI).

And no matter what the LHUI Parsees do, they can never fight the Ahriman amongst the evil of Hindoo Land.
Swearing-in Ceremony with Hand on the Bible?
Posted by Behram1 Dec 8, 2006 07:41 am
Re: # 258 by majumdar on December 7, 2006 10:37pm PT

Dear majumdar:

Respectfully I disagree for the simple reason. Revenue per employee for Wipro (as provided by another promoter of Hindoo Land`s shining strategist) is $100,000.00 per year.

Wipro has only 20,000 employee.

(R/E of USD 100,000 and employee strength of 20,000 as per your calculation would yield revenues of USD 2 bn)

{and annual net profit of US 600 million.}

This fuzzy math calculation would get a profit of 30% for the management, and not for the shareholders.

P/E is what a shareholder gets by buying any bogus company in the hopes of valuation. With Wipro`s ADRs we must consider the foreign exchange risks and foreign country investment risks as well.

[A market cap of USD 18 bn would imply a P/E of 30 times. Now I am no expert on valuations but a P/E of 30 would seem reasonable for a company whose topline has been growing at over 40% and who has a net margin of over 20%.]

Comparing this company with Sun Microsystems may provide a clearer picture that Wipro is just a show and tell company for Hindoo Lands consumption, and that may provide some needed self-esteem tonic for Hindoos of Hindoo Land.

[Maybe there are some experts here who can throw some light on the matter. ]

Of course, Hindoos from Hindoo Land are not rational thinkers, and maybe your expectations are misplaced.

I hope I did not deflate your inflated mode of self-aggrandizement.

Respectfully submitted,
Swearing-in Ceremony with Hand on the Bible?
Posted by Behram1 Dec 8, 2006 07:21 am
Re:#264 by arjun2 on December 8, 2006 3:07am PT

Promoter of Hindoo Land`s fuzzy math


Wipro`s
Revenue/employee= $100,000.00 per year
Total No. of employee = 20,000

And walah, here is what hindoo houdini does best

[It`s 22.52 billion $. ]

Myopic autist forgets to take his medicine again.

Minds of these Creatures from Hindoo Land works in strange ways


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