Conspiracy Theories and Hate Mongering @sattar bhai, it might be a combo of e-pills and infidel blood - tsk, tsk

Conspiracy Theories and Hate Mongering @Mahesh, yaar wrote this in like 15-20 minutes. Will further "paaaaalish" (polish) it and get it published on chowk to start with ..

Conspiracy Theories and Hate Mongering Both Zaid Hamid and Ahmed Qureshi has sponsor's from GHQ.

Actually after the and just before the Lawyer's Movement and the operations at Lal Masjid - the popularity of Army was at the all-time low ; hence, Zaid Hamid and AQ's to raise confidence.

Zaid went to the NED and got himself graduated around 1986-1987. He has worked for IB and ISI and was involved birefly with Afghan Jihad.

Obviously he's what I call, "baatoooN ke machine gun".

Conspiracy Theories and Hate Mongering Islamic Emirate of Hind

Tables are set and as soon as the golden doors of Presidential House recently named, Awan-e-Brasstacks opens, President of Islamic Emirates of Hind, General Hamid Gul and Prime Minister Imran Khan walks out waiving hands.

Meanwhile, 16 left wing liberals of “defeatist mentality” are scarified at the doors for “sadqa”.

While sitting beneath the new head of state, Mohammad Bin Qasim’s picture; Joint Chief of Staff and Supreme Commander of Pakistan Army, eight-stared general, General Hazrat Zaid Hamid (may peace with him) is sitting at his new headquarters in Delhi playing RISK (recently he has conquered 68 countries in sixty seconds for which he has given himself forty new gold medals). By the Way, since his nineteenth attempt to conquer India failed; he has graciously renamed GHQ and Pindi as “Delhi” and asked the rest of majlis-e-shura to rename Islamabad as, “New Delhi” and Pakistan as Hind which was promptly accepted to satisfy egos. Allll izzz Well!!!

Recently General Zaid Hamid who has an additional charge of finance ministry apart from being the Sip-e-Salar (Commander in Chief) has announced a new fiscal and finance policy inspired by his own lectures on Zionist Economic Model where he has renamed Rupee as Dinar (1 Dinar = $100 USD) ; has closed and nationalized all banks (local and foreign) and insuring companies; millions of bankers and jobless were accommodated to Israel and US and were given a piece of “gold” with the pretext that it’s value would never go down. In his budget speech he has vowed, “that the Zionist Conspirators are still weakening Pakistan economically” and when someone asked, “WHY?” his response was, “It’s people who are the Yahoodi Zionist Neo-Con Black Water Conspirators”.

The recent legislation moved by “establishment” has amended article 6 of the constitution and from now onward people who use the following words, “why, what, kyoon, kesay, secular, equality, discrimination” would be declared “traitor” and had “committed high-treason”.

Maria B. of “he doesn’t stop me from anything fame” is the new cultural ameer’un and has recently conducted Lesbian Fashion Week where she paraded naked and slick models on ramps much to the disgust of the newly converts HSY, Tariq Ameen and Tony who had earlier requested Maria to hold a unisex event; they wanted naked men to be paraded. Deepak Perwani inspired by “you can do anything” is the newest convert and has finally settled down and married, Naswar Khan of my name is Khan and I am not gay repute.

Ali Azmat who recently got a gift of new hair-piece has ordered the execution of “Salman Ahmed” on the pretext of his infamous YouTube video. Ali Azmat is the new “information minister”. His recent reforms is to close all private television except AAG TV; amongst other reforms Ali Azmat has also claimed to developed a song which would seriously effect the frequency of drones flying up to 25,000 feet for which he was awarded “Guilt Free Passes” for two at Diamond Market, Lahore.
Nadeem F.Paracha whose leading a Che’ styled “gorilla” movement and heads, Tahreek-e-Tahafuz-e-Jerks of Pakistan was recently interviewed by BBC (Bharti Broadcasting Corporation) has threatened to sent out dozens of suicidal alcoholics until and unless his smoker’s corner piece is not restored at Dawn.

Shireen Mazari is the new foreign minister and is on the tour inspecting the recently found samples of lentils found to be of “Indian origin” found in Karachi. Mrs.Mazari has toured, Karachi, Islamabad, Jhelam and Orakzai Agency on "his" (yes, she's really a man) foreign tours since the rest of the “Real Foreign Counties” are now considered, “Enemies of the Emirates”.

Imran Khan the new prime minister has issued his first statement condemning “himself” and “his own policies” and has demanded President Hameed Gul of actually handing 58 (2b) to him. On reminding Imran Khan that he already has 58 (2b) ; Imran Khan has blamed former President Mushraff for all the constitutional mess-up’s.

Islamic Emirates of Hind’s has founding father is Mohammad Bin Qasim and Zaid Hamid who has special constitutional guarantees. The economy now depends on poppy fields; a state sponsored program to avenge the death of Salauddin Ayubi.

A banner just outside the awan-e-hind reads, “Jo Amerika ka yaar hai woh ghaddar hai” – while China has successfully replaced USA as the only super-power couple of decades ago.

this is the writer's first try to write fiction and colors dooms day scenario.
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My Name is Khan - Lessons For Pakistan laddu, I agree with Hasan Nisar part.

Secondly did anyone watch Doha Debate on BBC World yesterday?

My Name is Khan - Lessons For Pakistan Re: # 68
Dear Riaz Bhai,
The point is why this comparison every time? What is the point of it? Ego problems? Bhai Sahib, people in both countries are sick and tired of this constant war-mongering and there’s frustration. The whole concept of “no-matter if we loss the game but we have to beat India” is as ridiculous as it get.
I had earlier stated the whole indoctrination of Iqbal’s poetry in late 1950’s during thr Ayub’s period of creating a super Muslim solider with words like Mard-e-Momin and Shaheen where 1 Muslim = 10 Hindus is responsible for the state of Pakistan today.

My Name is Khan - Lessons For Pakistan Grapevines Sahib plus good contacts :)

My Name is Khan - Lessons For Pakistan Lt.Gen. Shah is now retired. I would not go in detail why was he not made Chief of Indian Staff but nevertheless, it happens with the best regardless of names; religion; caste or anything else.

My Name is Khan - Lessons For Pakistan I would start with calling Riaz Haq Sahib a “complex ridden person” – I mean there’s no competition between India with it’s huge economy; potential and reasonably better law and order situation with Pakistan a country plagued by terrorism; water-wars; constitutional crisis; huge spending and a weak democratic institutions – both country has over forty percent living under the poverty line meaning only certain classes had benefited.
As for the rest of hate-filled Indians; I am equally disgusted and ashamed. Guys, call it blackmailing but a stable Pakistan is in-your benefit then an unstable one. And for that part; I understand your hate fully; I wonder what would be our reaction if someone named, Desh Kapoor would have carried out attacks and caught in Karachi? Hell would have break-loose and the right-wingers and Army would have allowed there cronies to carry out more attacks independently. Although, from what, I know there’s a serious and a conscience effort from with-in the Army; Left Wing and other to seriously curb the activities of Lashkars.
I will sometime later write in depth as to how ISI want’s to cut down Laskar and make Masood Azher’s Jaish-e-Muhammad (whose now in a safe house somewhere in Southern Punjab) stronger but has failed. LeT might now be working freelance with Al-Queda connection (I will put up a diagram which I had made).
In the end, what Shahrukh pointed is that “we should never generalize” – I know Juhi Chawla’s “nanyal” in Karachi ; Shabana Azmi’s cousins; I am closely related to Naseer Uddin Shah and Gen.Zameer Uddin Shah; there’s a huge class within in Pakistan which has relations across the border and vice versa – there’s majority of Pakistanis who want’s peace with India.
PS, Thanks for cursing Riz guys !!!! :P

The Curious Case of the Pakistani Liberal Absolutely ridiculous article!!!
Although I hate to see with the American glasses and don’t use terms like left, center and right; I for the matter believes that it’s a far more complex then it looks.
What would you call someone like Ahmed Qureshi who supports Army; considers TTP as agent’s of India and US and wear’s a suit?
Or someone like Aitazaz Ahsen who headed the lawyer’s movement; hates Talibans and Al-Queda and was / is against Mushraff.
I think for the survival of this country we Pakistanis should agree on following things:
I) That Talibans in Afghanistan and Pakistan are equally dangerous to the region.
II) That Armed Forces of Pakistan should stop supporting sectarian and religious groups and use them as proxies across the border.
III) That full provisional autonomy should be given.

Jandullah, Jamaat and Jehadis I don't write on India because, I am not Indian. My idea is to expose problems in my country and I believe that only weak blames others. If I would have been Indian, I would have written atleast 10-20 books on what's wrong.

I don't know if it would be wise to compare India and Pakistan.

Who is Altaf Hussain...? Ras, I think it's better to make analysis from ground - MQM has now 2 Sindhi MPA's and 2 Sindhi MNA's apart from 3 of 5 Senator's of Punjabi Origin....

MQM's ISTC (Interior Sindh Tanzeemi Committee's) work is out-standing and more Sindhi's support MQM than ever-before - especially in post-Bibi scenario...

kindly view this video where Asfandyar Wali of ANP says that more Pashtuns are now in MQM then ever-before

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2tu2WB9TMg&feature=player_embedded

Who is Altaf Hussain...? Obviously a lot of people view MQM from their ethnic point of view - for all those? grow up ; it's not Mohajir/Sindhi any more - it's Mohajir/Sindhi/Pashtun/Saraiki/Punjabi/Kashmiri/Baloch and more... kindly take your racist cap's off and talk about Pakistan -

for a secular, progressive, liberal Pakistan!

Who is Altaf Hussain...? riz, you are an ethnically-motivated terrorist with nothing better to contribute in the real world.

Who is Altaf Hussain...? haan tahir tum tu yahi bolo gay na - tumhari auqaat yahi hai - you guys keep on supporting your Talibans and Jamaat-e-Islami goons - we are nuts and a disgrace to your parents and society - conspiracy theorist who has nothing better to do in life .....tahir secondly, I would not go down to "bhabi-gees" line but she's one unlucky woman (with due respect)..

Who is Altaf Hussain...? It's an honor for me that we can-not be called to million-dollae dinners ; it's an honor for me that Altaf Hussain is middle-class and that he has a 120 yards house; it's an honor that his English is not what you call cockney .....

Unlike you we judge people from actions and not words; MQM's constituencies are satisfied with her performances and under MQM Urban Sindh has excelled into one of the most modern cities in the world -

We will make this country, secular, progressive and democratic eliminating jahil Jehadis and Talibans whom you folks back..