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Why the jihadis care about us injuns......

Topic started by Ranjit on May 13, 2008 3:10:49 pm

Guys, while we are all mad at the jihadis for the jaipur blasts, look at their long term contribution to India....

1. In spite of having bhindis, our population level matches the chinese. The jihadis are helping us out in their own way to control our population growth. Dont be fooled by the numbers. 80 dead today means thousands of their future generations wont exist. It is a substantial contribution. Unfortunately it is also a hopeless exercise given our ability to procreate endlessly.

2. The jihadis care about the global inflation that is raising prices of grain, milk, gas etc for our poor injuns. By reducing the demand by killing us, they are helping us stabilize the prices.

3. The jihadis care about our congested cities. Since the government can never fix our infrastructure, the jihadi blasts help us in blowing away ugly shops, congested marketplaces, rundown temples, broken roads, the thelas, rickshaws etc. Now we can build shiny shopping malls and drive flashy cars over there....all this change without any lawsuits or commie BS in parliament.

4. The jihadis make sure that our muslims stay in their place. Just when they start to get uppity and demand their rights or jobs, a blast or two helps in making them feel like crap. They can spend the next few months feeling guilty until the next blast occurs. That means we hinjus get to enjoy the spoils even more without sharing anything with them.

5. The jihadis make sure that our paki friends get screwed up too. If things are all hunky dory, the damn pakis get impatient and start asking for a kashmir "solution". A few blasts and the pakis have nothing to say but work on controlling cross border terrorism. On top of that US starts shoving its own danda even deeper. This is unbelievable strategery.

6. Finally the jihadis help us out with the bangladeshis. If things are all hunky dory, we will have more autorickshaw drivers, servants and prostitutes in our society. By doing this stuff, they make sure that we get off our lazy ass and try to control our borders with the bhookanangadesh for at least a few days till the next blast.

So all in all, the jihadis are our well wishers.....No wonder our Gandhi was so chummy with them......

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Post by atif2 on May 21, 2008 1:24:17 pm
7th Avenue in Islamabad is complete. Alhmodillah, now you can travel the length of Islamabad without encountering a traffic signal entering murree. it was a beautiful, but slightly cloudy and cool day in May... a view from hotel balcony in early morning.. another view in the morning... amphi-theater in PC Bhurban... Shami kabab in time honored murree tradition, college boys began yelping when they spotted a group of college girls. at first I was outraged by this moral degradation, but when I saw that group of girl at close range, i felt a strong urge to yelp too... baba ji is burried in merchandize... full marks for presentation, with flowers and all the delicious smell of kukkaRs being roasted was wafting in cool air... With chance of rain pretty high, enterprenuers had their fingers crossed in a defiant show of middle finger to Movenpick hotel chain, here is Hotel Move-N-Pick. Gosh! I love my people apparently every night, from 10:00 to midnight, there is a "farmaishi" music program. not many listeners though. couples who come all the way from islamabad prefer making their own music in their hotel rooms at that hour a night view from balcony at PC Bhurban another view... flag objectionable content

Post by nb on May 14, 2008 2:04:20 am
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Post by sadna on May 13, 2008 11:05:06 pm
Well said Ranjit. (Not the last line of course) flag objectionable content

Post by cliftonbridge on May 13, 2008 9:01:02 pm
Ofcourse laddu belives bangladesh is still east pakistan but actually it doesnt even matter who did it or who died. Innocent people died and thats what we should all be sad about. The world is fukked up. flag objectionable content

Post by laddu on May 13, 2008 7:01:14 pm
NRIs should realize that their families are not safe back home. Anil, do you think your relative in Jammu who might have got killed in the attack would appreciate this jest about terrorism by Pakistan? How long are you going to keep silent and not think about revenge?? flag objectionable content

Post by laddu on May 13, 2008 6:57:40 pm
finish this terror hub!! finish this ideology of Pakistan!! flag objectionable content

Post by anil on May 13, 2008 3:20:40 pm
Sound message to Jihadis. flag objectionable content

Post by CreateAlpha on May 13, 2008 3:16:40 pm
this is just a minor hassle in the larger struggle. I am sure when Kaal reads this..he will go all Shakira on us flag objectionable content

Post by Ranjit on May 13, 2008 3:11:32 pm
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