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Ranjit, you have been rejected by your kind, Pakistanis will embrace you because we are magnanimous and kind

Topic started by scout_new on Nov 5, 2009 8:03:57 am

on some conditions:

you have to convert to Islam
you must eat a whole cow during one weekend
move from Sparta to Coney Island
hang an ayat ul kursi on your front door
grow a beard and trim ur jhantain
change your name to Rafay
show proof of noor
(a good trick is to stay out of the sun for a week and then get a picture taken with a black background and a strong flash)

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Post by Sobia on Nov 5, 2009 8:33:09 am
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Post by IamNadia on Nov 5, 2009 8:30:18 am
change your name to Rafay.. Abdul Rafay flag objectionable content

Post by om_prakash on Nov 5, 2009 8:28:25 am
MZ Can he still be a top dog, a brahmin? flag objectionable content

Post by MatloobZaman on Nov 5, 2009 8:27:48 am
Scout But of course, if he choses to come along at his own initiative and without imposing. flag objectionable content

Post by scout_new on Nov 5, 2009 8:24:07 am
MZ ji, you can take Ranjit to his first Jummay ki namaaz flag objectionable content

Post by MatloobZaman on Nov 5, 2009 8:23:11 am
loyalties can attract royalties flag objectionable content

Post by MatloobZaman on Nov 5, 2009 8:22:22 am
Rafay is very much an arabic name flag objectionable content

Post by om_prakash on Nov 5, 2009 8:21:47 am
Ranjit's loyalties would change very quickly. His ancestors' did. flag objectionable content

Post by cliftonbridge on Nov 5, 2009 8:21:18 am
rehan flag objectionable content

Post by neembu on Nov 5, 2009 8:20:30 am
ranjit's a paki? what's his paki name flag objectionable content

Post by scout_new on Nov 5, 2009 8:19:46 am
"You do have to whooo hooo for the pakistani team though " that will be the most difficult part of Ranjit's conversion flag objectionable content

Post by cliftonbridge on Nov 5, 2009 8:18:26 am
welcome home ranjit you can be as racist as you want ... us darkies in pakistan are not as sensitive as indian darkies. You do have to whooo hooo for the pakistani team though flag objectionable content

Post by VRV on Nov 5, 2009 8:17:11 am
looks unnatural tho. (" /> flag objectionable content

Post by scout_new on Nov 5, 2009 8:17:07 am
isn't Rafay an arabic name flag objectionable content

Post by scout_new on Nov 5, 2009 8:16:21 am
VRV, that's up to the maulvi and his recommendations, they are known to keep stock piles of Enzyte flag objectionable content

Post by om_prakash on Nov 5, 2009 8:15:29 am
What about taking an arabic name? ranimirza My sympathies. flag objectionable content

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