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Scam Dunk Dec 31, 1969

'I was just trying to figure out the amount of money that a military dictator of a third world country makes' said Nawab. 'Probably enough to make the directors of some Swiss bank very happy' I replied trying to figure out what was happening.

Home Work Dec 31, 1969

'It is a ’Home Renovation’, so everyone at home can join in. Well actually only if they want to'. 'Just remember the last time you tried to fix the car’s air conditioner yourself'. A cruel blow that one. I should have seen it coming -

The Hand of Dog Dec 31, 1969

Ah yes those first words - 'Go easy on the heeng matey'. I tell you in the days gone by, the amount of dietary changes I have had to make because of that dog! And not just any talking dog - an opinionated talking dog.

The Deadline Dec 31, 1969

'Ah! You mean that deadline' I replied as I frantically racked my brain for excuses to offer. Hmm the dog ate my article, but I probably need to buy a dog first to corroborate that one. Or how about...

The Writer’s Block Dec 31, 1969

Thank you Meester Bush Dec 31, 1969

As an side note does anyone know how the 'Shock and awe' campaign got its name?